On 11/3/10, Emma Allan <
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com> wrote:
> Ha! I am going to explode with lust.
>
> On 11/3/10, Barrett Brown <
barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Joyous joy, all is well. I have tricked one of the nation's most
>> pedigreed
>> Evangelicals into a public debate, which will kick off with each of us
>> agreeing to post a quote chosen by the other, and the entirety of the
>> debate
>> will be posted on both venues as well. I have already felt him out in a
>> little skirmish and he is entirely by-the-numbers and easily corralled.
>> Now
>> I remember why I do what I do. It is for this. And here is the quote that
>> he
>> will be compelled to post on his influential Christian outlet (of course
>> he
>> will expect me to quote an atheist delivering some stupid bon mot, but
>> instead I will quote the first proclamation made on behalf of modern
>> Christianity after it emerged into its current form, made by the Emperor
>> of
>> the Roman Empire Theodosius I - the Edict of Thessalonica:
>>
>> EMPERORS GRATIAN, VALENTINIAN AND THEODOSIUS
>> *AUGUSTI<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Augustus_(honorific)>
>> *. EDICT TO THE PEOPLE OF
>> CONSTANTINOPLE<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantinople>
>> .
>> It is our desire that all the various nations which are subject to our
>> Clemency and Moderation, should continue to profess that religion which
>> was
>> delivered to the Romans by the divine Apostle
>> Peter<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostle_Peter>,
>> as it has been preserved by faithful tradition, and which is now
>> professed
>> by the Pontiff <
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope>
>> Damasus<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Damasus_I> and
>> by Peter <
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Peter_II_of_Alexandria>,
>> Bishop
>> of Alexandria <
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishop_of_Alexandria>, a man
>> of
>> apostolic <
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostle_(Christian)> holiness.
>> According to theapostolic
>> teaching<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostolic_Age> and
>> the doctrine of the Gospel <
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel>, let us
>> believe in the one deity of the
>> Father<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_the_Father>,
>> the Son <
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_the_Son> and the Holy
>> Spirit<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Spirit>,
>> in equal majesty and in a holy
>> Trinity<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity>.
>> We authorize the followers of this law to assume the title of
>> Catholic<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic>
>> Christians <
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christians>; but as for the
>> others, since, in our judgment they are foolish madmen, we decree that
>> they
>> shall be branded with the ignominious name
>> ofheretics<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heretics>,
>> and shall not presume to give to their conventicles the name of churches.
>> They will suffer in the first place the chastisement of the divine
>> condemnation <
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_judgment> and in the
>> second
>> the punishment of our authority which in accordance with the will
>> ofHeaven<
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven> we
>> shall decide to inflict.
>>
>> That's what's going to appear on a major Christian website that also
>> serves
>> as a major node of the worst portion of American fascist Christian
>> commentary. I wish I could conduct the entire debate on top of you.
>>
>> On Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 11:07 PM, Barrett Brown <
barriticus@gmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>> Oh, sweetheart. I can't wait till you get here. I feel so jaded and I
>>> never
>>> even knew what the word meant until recently. The very concept of a
>>> flawed
>>> institution depresses me, and all I see are flawed institutions. I want
>>> to
>>> concentrate on you instead of things that hurt me merely by my examining
>>> them. I want to lay around and draw pictures.
>>>
>>> On Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 7:43 PM, Emma Allan
>>> <
emilieduchatelet8@gmail.com>wrote:
>>>
>>>> and another night without you. You're lovely and gorgeous and sweet.
>>>> Also
>>>> very very VERY clever (and funny - I read your piece on Palin as
>>>> Margaret
>>>> Thatcher - that was genius Barrett - really witty and well executed,
>>>> perfect. You're so talented. Then I found one about Jesus running for
>>>> office, again utterly splendid in every respect) I'm actually really
>>>> sort
>>>> of
>>>> honoured to know you - no seriously - before you collapse into guffaws
>>>> -
>>>> I
>>>> am. I do think you're wonderful and its marvelous to be able to talk to
>>>> you,
>>>> like this. You've been through so much and still come out of it a
>>>> brilliant
>>>> person. I admire that. I admire you. And love you. And I LOVE this
>>>> internet.
>>>> X Emma X
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> --
>>> Regards,
>>>
>>> Barrett Brown
>>> 512-560-2302
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>> --
>> Regards,
>>
>> Barrett Brown
>> 512-560-2302
>>
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