me: oh hi me: this is a chat box me: welcome to the future me: I'm going to jack off now Emma: baby! Im supposed to be invisible to deter unwanted suitors because I am the target of LOONIES. But hello and KISS me: oh, good me: I love you Emma: obvi Emma: yes i lobve you too Emma: and i cant spell me: that's okay me: I'm hard, tell me things Emma: how can you know Im here if Im invisible? Emma: oh dirty things me: yes please Emma: Im eating a biscuit in a VERY lascivious manner Emma: lol me: terrible timin me: g me: put down your biscuits Emma: yes si taking off nix Emma: sir Emma: spreading legs me: are your tits outs? Emma: of course they are (not really but imagine it ) me: good enough, jacking off now Emma: okay make it really hard Emma: btw i want to kiss you Emma: and want you inside me Emma: this is what I want Emma: this would be an awful lot sexier in the flesh Emma: i could show you things Emma: you could touch me Emma: inside Emma: i wouldnt eat biscuits Emma: youve never heard me say *Fuck me Barrett* I will have to make a video for you of me saying that. me: whew, done Emma: Have I ever said I love you on a video Emma: really? Emma: done me: yep Emma: how? me: ? Emma: it took you 24 hours last time me: was on subuxone Emma: not on it now? me: not yet Emma: oh I see sorry Emma: don't understand how it works yet Emma: Ive been emailing Clark me: right Emma: he wants to put your stuff on the website me: I haven't gotten on that yet but will clear through my e-mail today Emma: I have a headache me: poor thing Emma: there are some weird things going on at facebook that i think you should know about - I'll email you me: what? Emma: some insane old men who think they're in love with me Emma: causing trouble me: what are they doing? Emma: thats why my wall is set to private Emma: maligning me to my friends me: have you met these men? Emma: no thats the bizarre thing Emma: one thinks he was in a relationship with me, but we've never met Emma: Ive had unwanted attention before but this is off the charts me: what are they saying? Emma: that Im sexually voracious, that my friend and i are the same person, that Im not to be trusted, that I betrayed them (?) me: what friend? Emma: Charlotte, shes a friend of mine Emma: on facebook Emma: and in real life Emma: It may seem innocuous but it has come out of nowhere Emma: they also say my friend Kenneth is a sexual predator and con man me: who are these guys? Emma: One unfriended me and is called Roland J Branconnier. The other I have kept as a friend because I think he may harm himself although my friend Jeremy says his mental health is not my concern. He's the one who told Kenneth he was in a relationship with me. He goes by the name of Alonzo Magoodledoodle (real name Alan Judd) He is about 60, lives with his mother and works at an autioneers. Emma: auctioneers Emma: They know nothing about me, don't know I have a daughter (I only trust you with that information) and don't knwo where I am in England Emma: I am very glad I kept my identity and daughter to myself because these men are very weird. I thought they were friendly and being silly but all the time they thought they were involved with me somehow me: wow, this guy's kind of a scrub Emma: Ive been thinking about leaving facebook because of it - and Jessica knows nothing about any of it Emma: they are both idiots - of dubious intelligence and negligible wit Emma: Im not concerned for mysefl - they dont know where I am, but when I think about Jessica I get very angry and defensive, although neither knows about her. It still worries me that people like that are prowling the internet Emma: Roland friend requested her because he saw her posts on my wall but I told her to unfriend him which she did gladl because she sensed he was a creep Emma: Its upsetting being the unwitting target of weirdos Emma: Its been on my mind but I am not reacting to any of it - Kenneth has *spies* out who read the threads etc about us but I don't want to know. Its all malicious lies me: I guess just ignore them, Emma: oh I do Emma: totally me: I don't know what they're saying, though; they don't have your real name? Emma: They know Im called Emma, that is quite well known but I dont think they know anything else. I'm mainlty concerned that you would see soemthing (as we have some friends in common now) and you would start to wonder - so I wanted to tell you about it all me: how come I know this Roland guy? me: where did I see him? Emma: There is nothing to the lies - they are simply the delusional ramblings of me: weren't you guys friends just like days ago? Emma: You know him? me: no, just Facebook me: I remember seeing it before Emma: oh - yes! thats the thing - it all happened this last week# me: what's his deal exactly? Emma: suddenly I was persona non grata Emma: do you mean what does he do? me: no, I mean what went down with him? Emma: between him and I? Emma: nothing! me: I mean why is there this facebook conflict? Emma: Im not sure but I think that Alonzo (Alan) began making fake accounts and messaging people (Roland included) about me after I rejected him - this was after I had changed my wall settings and started to ignore most of Rolands messages and posts because he was becoming a pest. Roland thought he was in with a chance with me obviously and has taken umbrdge (this is all supposition but its all I can come up with for a reason) He was sycophantic and weasley - alwasy complienting me. And I didnt respond so he took it as rejection and with Alan thinking he was in a relationship with me (Alan has some sensitive issues regarding women,he has never had a girlfriend etd) anyway these two put their heads together and decided I was the devil and that is that Emma: thast what I think anyway me: gotcha, I can see it, his picture certainly lends some color to the potential narrative Emma: my friend Jeremy thinks they are both bonkers and I was just unfortunate enough to be caught up in it me: okay, facebook is gay. anway, my dwaves were overrun. me: it's the survivors I really feel sorry for Emma: I am sorry, I loved those little guys me: circle of life Emma: maybe we can have some dwarves of our own me: there are still seven or eight sitting around alive amongst all the decaying bodies of their friends Emma: thats macabre me: one dwarf baby actually saw her mom get killed by goblins and then crawled off Emma: thats REALLY sad Emma: anything with babies is sa Emma: d me: there are some pretty significant consequences emotionally for not having your shit together Emma: I am now vert wary of playing this game Emma: I dont know if Im up to it Emma: I feel like an peeled orange, very vulnerable Emma: My dwarves would all be dead in a week me: now, now me: you'll just assist me Emma: oh okay then Emma: then if they die i can blame you me: good to be in a relationship again Emma: with me or the dwarves? me: a female Emma: a female dwarf me: a female dwarf Emma: thansk Emma: Im going to self harm now Emma: then kill the dwarf me: that's understandable me: actually there are two dwarven kids sort of going on with their lives in the midst of this barren fortress of death me: and they're happy Emma: thats poetic Emma: like me an you me: ah! Emma: you said you lobved me Emma: therefore Im going to etrapolate Emma: etrapoltae Emma: EXTRAPOLATE me: hurrah~ Emma: that lo Emma: l Emma: shut UP me: ! me: now for some coffee me: when my dwarves all die me: I can go into Legends mode Emma: Im am therefore deducing from your proclamation of undying lovage that Emma: oh never mind then me: and see the entire history of the procedurally generated world me: it's hard to explain me: also me: Mark Davis seems to have dug himself in deeper Emma: is he a dwarf? me: oh but also I can play as a single person and walk over to the abandoned fortress me: sorry, that must have been confusing me: Mark Davis is guy I wrote about for D MAg the other da me: let me make some coffee real quick Emma: ok Emma: go Emma: i have something to write me: I pretty much just woke up and looked to see how many dwarves had died Emma: and they all had Emma: okay vis a vis the Mark Davis thing - being of English persuasion I don't know who these people are who you have fights with - they are not well known in England - not really known at all - so you're going to have to give me a run down of your biggest enemies/your nemesis-es (nemesi?) and the people you generally hate. Now youve gone offline. Emma: Im going to make a cup of tea x