Yes. I missed you yesterday. What the hell am I saying. I miss you every minute of every day and night. Yes, you got me good and Smokestack Lightnin as some American blues singer sang once while drinking whiskey and thinking about your cock. Probably. I know I am. Minus the whiskey part. I never drink before 7 am anyway. You are flipping GORGEOUS. Please don't get run over. 
Also I want to get on top of you naked. Like,  A LOT. Is it legal to be naked together in Texas whilst also being unmarried? To avoid arrest shouldn't we make our vows?  It's 7 am, time to get hammered. Unfortunately not by your gorgeous cock. Ps i'm not really a drunk. I'm virtually tee total. I have a glass of wine now and again. You should totally get me drunk. But in a  loving, caring way obviously. ARE YOU ASLEEP? Sob.