Subject: Re: emma's bottom round 2
From: "emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk" <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: 10/27/10, 13:00
To: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>

Yes, and thank you for addressing all my points. We use the term *tea* to mean a meal that occurs around 5 or 6pm. So if its evening and I say *have you had your tea, Barrett?* You can safely assume I mean have you eaten. If it is 11am, 3pm or anytime before 5 or 6pm, I am more likely to ask *would you like a cup of tea, Barrett?* These complicated social niceties must be strictly adhered to otherwise one will not be invited to the pony club ball and will be shunned by polite society. 

Wikileaks is again under attack from the US *Cyber Command* (who thinks of these names?) but James Lewis, an expert on something, says a cyber attack would be futile and Assange would be a better target. I thought they'd already tried to discredit him. I'm really quite annoyed and once again feel powerless in this world where the powerful think they can get away with anything. I admire your dedication and zeal more each day. At least you are trying to do something. 

--- On Wed, 27/10/10, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: emma's bottom round 2
To: "emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk" <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Wednesday, 27 October, 2010, 17:36

I'm guessing that tea refers to a compilation of items that is not merely actually liquid tea.

On Wed, Oct 27, 2010 at 12:35 PM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
I just burnt my tea watching the video of you jacking off. I'm still eating it though because its food and some people have to get up in the morning and grow theirs or kill it. I just have to heat mine in a microwave or buy it already cooked for me at a shop. 

I'm very flattered to be equated in importance in your mind with dwarves and their mining exploits. Remind me to destroy all evidence of that game and do the Men in Black memory wipe on you when I get to Jesusland. Then you will be all mine to do with as I please. And I please.

Finish the proposal darling. For I am sore in love with thee. 

Also if I had a cock I would REALLY want to fuck you until you couldn't stand up. (but in a loving, caring way obvs)


--- On Wed, 27/10/10, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: emma's bottom round 2
To: "emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk" <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Wednesday, 27 October, 2010, 17:25


I'm supposed to be getting back to this literary agent with this two page proposal that will get things launched in terms of getting the book out and otherwise sealing my fame but my dwarves just discovered a deposit of oricline or some such thing and then I read about how someone else built a complicated apparatus using magma and water to create obsidian by way of a perpetual motion machine. If I can just get this proposal done, I can dedicate my mind to you and dwarves.

On Wed, Oct 27, 2010 at 11:00 AM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
I knew you were, I was just reading your thing about Krauthammer and I suddenly became very aroused to the extent that I audibly moaned. I knew it wasn't the effect of Krauthammer. I therefore concluded your libido had kicked into overdrive and was trying to communicate with mine, which obediently kicked right back. Now I'm all worked up an nowhere to go. Damn you Atlantic Ocean.

--- On Wed, 27/10/10, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: emma's bottom round 2
To: "emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk" <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Wednesday, 27 October, 2010, 15:57


I just woke up, been jacking off for about 10 minutes. About to cum thinking about humping you from the side, against your hip,.

On Wed, Oct 27, 2010 at 2:07 AM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
Just woke up with the female equivalent of a massive hard on. Must wank. Important that you know this. Important that you know I'll be thinking bout you and that fucking big cock of yours and what  I want you to do to me with it.

On Wed, 27 Oct 2010 05:25 BST Barrett Brown wrote:

>Well, he went crazy because he was taken by a mood that would have resolved
>in him singlehandedly building a masterpiece of some sort had I had the
>materials, so he really did die in service to dwarfdom, in a roundabout
>away.
>
>I've got Dwarf Fotress open (which itself is one of the most complex games
>ever, and in some ways the most complex), I've got my PM IRC open to consult
>with that one youngish programmer about what the status is, have my little
>"In" and "Out" folders open to process tasks, sorting through my e-mail
>(itself involving congressional campaign, article deadline, oil and gas
>stuff, blogging, book proposal for new literary agent, etc), have three PM
>Google Docs open, and doing all of these things at once. It's like
>conceptual exercise.
>
>On Wed, Oct 27, 2010 at 12:15 AM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <
>emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> With full dwarven honours? Why thats preposterous. The dwarf just ram amok
>> and killed puppies. He should be thrown off the battlements and left for
>> vultures. I would hope that when you tie me up you make sure i'm warm enough
>> and have a tv and food. Also you need to stay with me because I'll get free
>> easily and just run amok again. Because that's the sort of naked Princess h
>> am.
>>
>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2010 03:27 BST Barrett Brown wrote:
>>
>> >Funny you should mention that, one of the dwarves went insane because of a
>> >strange mood and he started attacking puppies and then other dwarves and
>> >finally several war dogs and military dwarves killed him and now he is to
>> be
>> >buried with full dwarven honors. In your case, I would simply tie you up.
>> >
>> >On Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 10:18 PM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <
>> >emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> >> We have plenty of history. Ours is more medieval with a lot of
>> eighteenth.
>> >> Century thrown in. We have roman too but if you want some spectacular
>> roman
>> >> we need to go to italy and do Rome but that brings us within spitting
>> >> distance of the Nazi Pope. Which will make me very aggressive. I woke up
>> and
>> >> had the same silly bet with myself. It totally works. I'm very pleased
>> about
>> >> that. Do you like Lord of the Rings? Absolutely shitloads of dwarves in
>> >> that. I love it. I've never played a video game. Thats because we don't
>> have
>> >> electricity yet in England. I think we're getting it in the next ten
>> years
>> >> so i'm very excited.
>> >> I must distract you with my nakedness. I cannot allow dwarves to take
>> you
>> >> from me. I will be Emma, Naked English Princess and I'll run amok in
>> that
>> >> fortress.
>> >>
>> >> On Wed, 27 Oct 2010 01:56 BST Barrett Brown wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >What a silly bet. Anyway, I've never really been to Europe, and would
>> be
>> >> >more inclined to see Roman ruins and other historical things than one
>> of
>> >> our
>> >> >many, many, many cultural exports.
>> >> >
>> >> >I'm playing Dwarf Fortress. Things are finally getting exciting. Two
>> >> kobold
>> >> >thieves were noticed skulking around the entrance and then a goblin
>> child
>> >> >snatcher was found and my small military contingent is giving chase.
>> >> Suffice
>> >> >to say I'm staying in tonight...
>> >> >
>> >> >On Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 8:46 PM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <
>> >> >emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> I made a bet with myself upon checking my email that if you had not
>> >> replied
>> >> >> then this thing that's happening would not work out. But you replied.
>> >> You
>> >> >> replied twice. Which must mean this thing will work out. Because of
>> >> course
>> >> >> my bet has a direct bearing on my future.
>> >> >> I'm a little shocked by your aversion to Euro Disney and can only
>> assume
>> >> >> you wrote that we should sskip  it as a joke. Because nobody could
>> not
>> >> want
>> >> >> to go to Euro Disney with me. It's raining so hard. I think cathy is
>> >> going
>> >> >> to come haunt Me. Little does she know I will be over in Texas
>> haunting
>> >> You.
>> >> >> By haunting I mean fucking. And by fucking I mean loving.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> On Wed, 27 Oct 2010 00:48 BST Barrett Brown wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >I'm about to explode all over my chest, Emma, thinking of fucking
>> you
>> >> >> doggie
>> >> >> >style. I fucking love you, Emma.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >On Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 7:27 PM, Barrett Brown <
>> barriticus@gmail.com>
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> God, I look forward to sitting there and simply holding them for
>> >> hours.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> I think perhaps we can skip Euro Disney and instead go to other
>> >> places
>> >> >> that
>> >> >> >> are not Euro Disney.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> My balls suddenly ache and I must now masturbate again.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> On Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 6:33 PM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <
>> >> >> >> emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>> I am in bed. It's dark and windy and raining. Have you ever been
>> to
>> >> >> >>> Haworth? It's where the Bronte sisters lived and where Emily
>> wrote
>> >> >> Wuthering
>> >> >> >>> Heights. One of the best and most haunting love stories, in my
>> >> opinion.
>> >> >> I'm
>> >> >> >>> thinking about when Cathy dies and visits Heathcliff as a ghost,
>> >> >> tapping on
>> >> >> >>> his window as he sleeps. It has the kind of gothic darkness I
>> like
>> >> and
>> >> >> which
>> >> >> >>> seemed popular at that time. Think of mary Shelleys Frankenstein.
>> >> They
>> >> >> both
>> >> >> >>> have a rawness about them which is affecting. Haworth is on the
>> >> moors,
>> >> >> is
>> >> >> >>> windswept and wet. It's very atmospheric and beautiful. We should
>> >> go.
>> >> >> It
>> >> >> >>> will be a nice antidote to the cloying sweetness of Euro Disney.
>> >> There
>> >> >> is
>> >> >> >>> also a hangmans gibbet at a place called Elsdon, near where I was
>> >> born.
>> >> >> It's
>> >> >> >>> out on the moors. A fake head hangs from it. I wish you were
>> here.
>> >> Or I
>> >> >> was
>> >> >> >>> there distracting you with my bosoms. I'd sit on your knee and
>> make
>> >> you
>> >> >> hold
>> >> >> >>> them in both hands.
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> --
>> >> >> >> Regards,
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Barrett Brown
>> >> >> >> 512-560-2302
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >--
>> >> >> >Regards,
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Barrett Brown
>> >> >> >512-560-2302
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >--
>> >> >Regards,
>> >> >
>> >> >Barrett Brown
>> >> >512-560-2302
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >
>> >
>> >--
>> >Regards,
>> >
>> >Barrett Brown
>> >512-560-2302
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>
>--
>Regards,
>
>Barrett Brown
>512-560-2302







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