Re: emma's bottom round 2
Subject: Re: emma's bottom round 2
From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
Date: 10/27/10, 00:25
To: "emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk" <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk>

Well, he went crazy because he was taken by a mood that would have resolved in him singlehandedly building a masterpiece of some sort had I had the materials, so he really did die in service to dwarfdom, in a roundabout away.

I've got Dwarf Fotress open (which itself is one of the most complex games ever, and in some ways the most complex), I've got my PM IRC open to consult with that one youngish programmer about what the status is, have my little "In" and "Out" folders open to process tasks, sorting through my e-mail (itself involving congressional campaign, article deadline, oil and gas stuff, blogging, book proposal for new literary agent, etc), have three PM Google Docs open, and doing all of these things at once. It's like conceptual exercise.

On Wed, Oct 27, 2010 at 12:15 AM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
With full dwarven honours? Why thats preposterous. The dwarf just ram amok and killed puppies. He should be thrown off the battlements and left for vultures. I would hope that when you tie me up you make sure i'm warm enough and have a tv and food. Also you need to stay with me because I'll get free easily and just run amok again. Because that's the sort of naked Princess h am.

On Wed, 27 Oct 2010 03:27 BST Barrett Brown wrote:

>Funny you should mention that, one of the dwarves went insane because of a
>strange mood and he started attacking puppies and then other dwarves and
>finally several war dogs and military dwarves killed him and now he is to be
>buried with full dwarven honors. In your case, I would simply tie you up.
>
>On Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 10:18 PM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <
>emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> We have plenty of history. Ours is more medieval with a lot of eighteenth.
>> Century thrown in. We have roman too but if you want some spectacular roman
>> we need to go to italy and do Rome but that brings us within spitting
>> distance of the Nazi Pope. Which will make me very aggressive. I woke up and
>> had the same silly bet with myself. It totally works. I'm very pleased about
>> that. Do you like Lord of the Rings? Absolutely shitloads of dwarves in
>> that. I love it. I've never played a video game. Thats because we don't have
>> electricity yet in England. I think we're getting it in the next ten years
>> so i'm very excited.
>> I must distract you with my nakedness. I cannot allow dwarves to take you
>> from me. I will be Emma, Naked English Princess and I'll run amok in that
>> fortress.
>>
>> On Wed, 27 Oct 2010 01:56 BST Barrett Brown wrote:
>>
>> >What a silly bet. Anyway, I've never really been to Europe, and would be
>> >more inclined to see Roman ruins and other historical things than one of
>> our
>> >many, many, many cultural exports.
>> >
>> >I'm playing Dwarf Fortress. Things are finally getting exciting. Two
>> kobold
>> >thieves were noticed skulking around the entrance and then a goblin child
>> >snatcher was found and my small military contingent is giving chase.
>> Suffice
>> >to say I'm staying in tonight...
>> >
>> >On Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 8:46 PM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <
>> >emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> >> I made a bet with myself upon checking my email that if you had not
>> replied
>> >> then this thing that's happening would not work out. But you replied.
>> You
>> >> replied twice. Which must mean this thing will work out. Because of
>> course
>> >> my bet has a direct bearing on my future.
>> >> I'm a little shocked by your aversion to Euro Disney and can only assume
>> >> you wrote that we should sskip  it as a joke. Because nobody could not
>> want
>> >> to go to Euro Disney with me. It's raining so hard. I think cathy is
>> going
>> >> to come haunt Me. Little does she know I will be over in Texas haunting
>> You.
>> >> By haunting I mean fucking. And by fucking I mean loving.
>> >>
>> >> On Wed, 27 Oct 2010 00:48 BST Barrett Brown wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >I'm about to explode all over my chest, Emma, thinking of fucking you
>> >> doggie
>> >> >style. I fucking love you, Emma.
>> >> >
>> >> >On Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 7:27 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
>> >> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> God, I look forward to sitting there and simply holding them for
>> hours.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I think perhaps we can skip Euro Disney and instead go to other
>> places
>> >> that
>> >> >> are not Euro Disney.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> My balls suddenly ache and I must now masturbate again.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> On Tue, Oct 26, 2010 at 6:33 PM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <
>> >> >> emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> I am in bed. It's dark and windy and raining. Have you ever been to
>> >> >>> Haworth? It's where the Bronte sisters lived and where Emily wrote
>> >> Wuthering
>> >> >>> Heights. One of the best and most haunting love stories, in my
>> opinion.
>> >> I'm
>> >> >>> thinking about when Cathy dies and visits Heathcliff as a ghost,
>> >> tapping on
>> >> >>> his window as he sleeps. It has the kind of gothic darkness I like
>> and
>> >> which
>> >> >>> seemed popular at that time. Think of mary Shelleys Frankenstein.
>> They
>> >> both
>> >> >>> have a rawness about them which is affecting. Haworth is on the
>> moors,
>> >> is
>> >> >>> windswept and wet. It's very atmospheric and beautiful. We should
>> go.
>> >> It
>> >> >>> will be a nice antidote to the cloying sweetness of Euro Disney.
>> There
>> >> is
>> >> >>> also a hangmans gibbet at a place called Elsdon, near where I was
>> born.
>> >> It's
>> >> >>> out on the moors. A fake head hangs from it. I wish you were here.
>> Or I
>> >> was
>> >> >>> there distracting you with my bosoms. I'd sit on your knee and make
>> you
>> >> hold
>> >> >>> them in both hands.
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>
>> >> >>
>> >> >> --
>> >> >> Regards,
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Barrett Brown
>> >> >> 512-560-2302
>> >> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> >--
>> >> >Regards,
>> >> >
>> >> >Barrett Brown
>> >> >512-560-2302
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>> >
>> >--
>> >Regards,
>> >
>> >Barrett Brown
>> >512-560-2302
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>--
>Regards,
>
>Barrett Brown
>512-560-2302







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Regards,

Barrett Brown
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