in celebration of 9/11 i watch all the old tapes i recorded from that day, the news coverage, then just masturbate onto an american flag and praise allah for a bit. then i defend muslims on reddit, normally i just say burning their books isn't cool and jews are being mean to them so fuck off jews. then i look at pictures of cats with funny captions while reading the huffington post (only legit news source) then i get ready for glenn beck, which i watch while cutting my wrists and letting the blood drip onto a picture of beck. then i start buying drawing supplies for 'draw mohhamed day' and then i go start a protest for gay rights. then i fire up a 'baw' thread on /b/ and ask people on there how i can get a girlfriend. after that thread 404's i sit in my basement and play starcraft until dad starts asking for rent, capitalist fatcat.