| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
6:34 PM Caleb: http://www.weeklystandard.com/articles/they-hate-our-guts_511739.html
Whoops.
6:36 PM me: jesus
Caleb: So much for your boyfriend.
They don’t just hate our Republican, conservative, libertarian, strict constructionist, family values guts. They hate everybody’s guts. And they hate everybody who has any. Democrats hate men, women, blacks, whites, Hispanics, gays, straights, the rich, the poor, and the middle class.
6:37 PM He's like our generation's 80's version of the conservative Bill Hicks.
6:40 PM me: I mean
jesus christ
6:41 PM Caleb: If you wanna weep, I won't tell anyone.
6:42 PM Or nobody.
me: seriously
this is actually worse than a piece he wrote just two months ago
6:43 PM Caleb: It had better damn well be.
He's clearly a giant faggot.
And, by extension, so are you.
6:45 PM me: next month he'll probably just steal your Lefties poem
and then after that, your treatment for The Vampire Cornelius
6:46 PM Caleb: I don't have to tolerate this insolence.
I live in Maine.
I'm a Mainer.
6:48 PM me: Democrats hate productivity, lest production be outsourced to someplace their beloved power can’t go. And Democrats also hate us none-too-productive drones in our cubicles or behind the counters of our service economy jobs. Tax us as hard as they will, we modest earners don’t generate enough government revenue to dress and adorn the power that Democrats worship.
6:49 PM DEMOCRATS HATE JUSTICE BECAUSE IT ALLOWS BABIES NOT TO DIE SOMETIMES
6:50 PM I actually don't know where to go from there
6:53 PM Caleb: He's your best boyfriend writer.
me: I mean, yeah, he is
I wanted him to mount me and control me but also make me feel safe
7:15 PM me: dude
dude
Caleb: That's the cornerstone of your weakness.
7:16 PM Bro.
me: http://townhall.com/columnists/MikeAdams/2010/10/15/eight_straight_suicides/page/full/
7:18 PM Caleb: I just rererererereread that first sentence.
7:19 PM Ohkay holy fucking god and things.
7:22 PM Neal Boortz found out and called her ugly names on his radio show.
Clearly, Prothero is behind this.
7:23 PM me: what's the connection there?
Caleb: Austin talk-radio.
7:25 PM And the various jockeying of position by various libertarian/right-wing catholic homeless men.
7:26 PM Who have radio outlets.
7:27 PM me: I see
7:44 PM Caleb: Jennifer was a graduate student in Georgia. She was studying counseling at the graduate level when word got out about her religious objections to homosexuality. Some professors also found out that she considered homosexuality to be a chosen lifestyle. Neal Boortz found out and called her ugly names on his radio show. The university forced Jennifer to go through a government-mandated thought control program, which Neal Boortz had endorsed on air. She soon found herself facing the prospect of expulsion from the university. She later killed herself in the face of the Boortz-led witch hunt
7:45 PM me: Yeah, Boortz also writes for Townhall and wrote a column in objection
a retarded column
7:46 PM Caleb: Who is John Boortz.
?
7:47 PM me: Neal Boortz
libertarian radio host
used to be more famous than he is now
7:49 PM Caleb: Who is John Boortz
?
7:50 PM me: This is John Boortz speaking
You have heard it said that money is the root of all evil
looters producers mystics of mind and muscle soft-faced boys trains cigarettes ms. taggart
7:51 PM Caleb: Oh, howard!
7:52 PM me: did they not make any other rand films besides Fountainhead?
because I could go for something of that nature
Caleb: Shit
7:53 PM We the Living
me: meh
that's the Italian version
Caleb: was made in Fascist Italy.
me: it wouldn't do it for me
the novel isn't even over-the-top
you know what?
7:54 PM I'm going to go on Google
and I'm going to look up Ayn Rand fan fiction
Caleb: slash/fic
7:55 PM And, besides, that Italian stuff's probably worth watching.
me: here's an author who goes by Ayn Rand but who does ff for Twilight
meh
oh
okay
I'm getting something here
7:56 PM http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4727084/1/Saint_of_the_Pyre
fan fic for anthem
7:57 PM oh
oh wait
7:58 PM http://archiveofourown.org/works/34132
Atlas Shrugs fan fic
7:59 PM Caleb: For fags.
8:03 PM me: http://www.objectivistliving.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8037
look at pics of users
8:05 PM Caleb: All of those girls with their well groomed vagina presentations seem to match every last one of my preconceptions.
*vaginas, duh.
*wait, what?
*vagina-presentations
8:08 PM me: Caleb, what ARE you talking about?
Actually, you know what? I don't even think I want to know the answer. Yawn.
8:09 PM Caleb: Hey, don't even sweat it, m'man.
me: No promises.
8:14 PM Caleb: hawthorne.