Subject: this is the best thing you have ever written in your entire life
From: "emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk" <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: 10/22/10, 12:27
To: barriticus@gmail.com

 "I am absolutely 100 percent enraged at nature and the universe and all of human history that I am not in some overpriced London flat hitting you from behind like the fist of an angry god right at this very fucking instant."

I love it.

I hesitate to use the L word followed by a you with you because we haven't even fucking met yet but I don't think its indigestion I'm feeling. Maybe its the e-meth. I know for a fact I like you a great deal. Also I really want to blow you. 

Like, a LOT.