lol well THAT will make me look even more attractive! I am laughing my bosoms off here. This is all so funny, delicious, frustrating and lascivious. I want you to push my down into a hay barn and you're the gorgeous young Squire and Im the milkmaid or parlour maid or something - NO! Im the lady of the manor, after a bit of rough. You are the stable lad. Yes. Now come over here and lets see your tackle you dirty pig.
--- On Fri, 22/10/10, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: this is the best thing you have ever written in your entire life
To: "emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk" <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Friday, 22 October, 2010,
18:05
Oh, Emma. You're fucking amazing. I still haven't popped but I'm about to. I have never done this with anyone. I don't even have words to convey to you how much I want you. I want to suck your tongue. I'm not going to kiss you at first, I'm going to pull your tongue out of your mouth and suck it so you'll know how fucking nuts you've made me.
On Fri, Oct 22, 2010 at 12:53 PM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
| Okay. she's probably married with 8 kids now so I won't kill her. But it was a close one.
My breasts are covered demurely but I can get them to peek out at you. I have never had anybody tit fuck me. I am now, it has to be said, completely absorbed in the mechanics of that process. I've also never had anal sex. The idea of you putting your lovely cock in there makes me go eeeuw. I know I wouldn't want to put anything of mine in your arse. Even though I am absolutely sure it is a lovely beautiful spanking arse that many many, if not all the gay men on the planet would want to roger. I will kill them all before they get within 500 yards of you or your posterior.
Sorry I was meant to be discussing my knockers. They are nice and big and you can touch them. I will so let you under my bra the first date. Thats a
promise.
Date: Friday, 22 October, 2010, 17:44I have no idea but it was 6th grade and I had to dump her twice and stop distracting me for a minute unless you're going to send me another e-mail right now telling me exactly what you're doing to your breasts.
On Fri, Oct 22, 2010 at 12:42 PM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
who is she? I'll fucking kill her stone dead. Cunt.
--- On Fri, 22/10/10, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: this is the best thing you have ever written in your entire life
To: "emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk" <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk>
Date: Friday, 22 October, 2010, 17:36Chemistry just happens and then it doesn't matter what it's called because even the most self-absorbed boy's priorities change as the universe centers on a woman. My stomach has knot in it, and I just figured out it was the same the very first time a female grabbed my cock.
On Fri, Oct 22, 2010 at 12:27 PM, emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk <emilieduchatelet8@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
| "I am absolutely 100 percent enraged at nature and the universe and all of human history that I am not in some overpriced London flat hitting you from behind like the fist of an angry god right at this very fucking instant."
I love it.
I hesitate to use the L word followed by a you with you because we haven't even fucking met yet but I don't think its indigestion I'm feeling. Maybe its the e-meth. I know for a fact I like you a great deal. Also I really want to blow you.
Like, a LOT.
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-- Regards, Barrett Brown 512-560-2302
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-- Regards, Barrett Brown 512-560-2302
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-- Regards, Barrett Brown 512-560-2302
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