Subject: Chat with Ian Holmes
From: Ian Holmes <iholmes5@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Ian: Are you in hermit mode?
me: not exactlu
Ian: What's up then?
me: long story, I'll tell you later
Ian: K, Paul oakenfold issue playing here tomorrow night if you're interested
me: nah, gotta get a bunch of work done plus I don't really care about oakenfold
me: basically, it looks like this woman from England is coming over for an extended stay and I'm going to fuck the shit out of her till the property values drop by half
Ian: Nice
me: yeah, it's pretty wacked out and sudden
me: she just likes my work and has been following me on Facebook
Ian: Ha, crazy. Do you know what she looks like?
me: yeah
Ian: Does she have British teeth?
me: nah