Ian: Are you in hermit mode? me: not exactlu Ian: What's up then? me: long story, I'll tell you later Ian: K, Paul oakenfold issue playing here tomorrow night if you're interested me: nah, gotta get a bunch of work done plus I don't really care about oakenfold me: basically, it looks like this woman from England is coming over for an extended stay and I'm going to fuck the shit out of her till the property values drop by half Ian: Nice me: yeah, it's pretty wacked out and sudden me: she just likes my work and has been following me on Facebook Ian: Ha, crazy. Do you know what she looks like? me: yeah Ian: Does she have British teeth? me: nah