Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: So what's new, bro?
me: oh, you know
me: watching mah stories
me: gettin over to the hospital on account of my hip
Caleb: You sound like an old lady.
me: plus I'm still volunteering at First Baptist
Caleb: Now you _definitely_ sound like an old lady.
me: Cindy had the baby
me: CINDY HAD THE BABY
me: NOW I DON'T SEE HER SO MUCH NO MORE
me: ON ACCOUNT OF THE BABY
Caleb: ...I told you that boy was no good for her?
me: OH WELL YOU KNOW I THINK THINGS ALWAYS WORK OUT ETC JESUS ETC
me: huh. Christians. make me sick
me: old people
me: Christians
me: I'm an atheist
me: and a nihilist
Caleb: Nothing is Nothing
Caleb: So I read every single X-Men comic up through 1991.
Caleb: Including every New Mutant and X-Factor issue.
Caleb: Pretty cool, huh?
me: did Quicksilver ever resolve his issues?
me: or, you know...
me: DO YOU WANT TO BUY ANY QUICKSILVER AND SCARLETT WITCH COMICS?!
me: BECAUSE I WOULD SELL THEM TO YOU
Caleb: That reminds me of that one guy that we ran into at the comic convention.
me: oh, yeah...
me: http://www.redstate.com/uhangtight/2010/10/16/god-is-god/
me: read this
Caleb: Also, I used to think this Liefeld illustration was some Photoshopped exaggeration, but it's not;
Caleb: :
Caleb: http://worldofwardcrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/liefeld-cap.jpg
me: jesus christ
me: I mean
Caleb: Yeah.
Caleb: It really, really pisses me off.
Caleb: Makes me wanna go out and punch fences in some north Dallas neighborhood.
me: what's that a reference to?
Caleb: That time that Whitney was pissed about something or other.
me: ou’re kidding me right? You have no clue. You have no clue who My God is! You have not a clue! You can revile me; and, yeah, I don’t have to turn the other cheek. BUT, I want to, Joy, that’s the difference. I don’t have to do anything, I have my free will; and, I have chosen to turn the other cheek.
me: ah yes, stolen bike that wasn't stolen
Caleb: Sounds about right.
me: People have lied before the Holy Spirit and ceased to exist. That is the God I serve. Oh, and, He created this Country for His Purpose. To be an evangelical tool to the World. I have prayed this prayer as instructed for over 20 years. ‘Cause, yes, Ms. Behar, we are a CHRISTIAN Nation. End of Discussion. We were here first; and, we claimed this Land for the Living God. You can’t rob God of what is rightfully His. You cannot rob me and mine of the Blessings of this Land.
Caleb: I already read your 'god is god' nonsense.
me: also
me: if you're not keeping tabs on redstate right now
me: then you're missing out
me: this is a golden age of internet tough guy bannings
me: against long-established members
Caleb: Hey, what's the deal with that Protein Wisdom wackiness?
me: oh, man
me: forgot about that
me: he gets into these conflicts with crazy people
me: that he escalates
me: whereas someone with more self-awareness would ignore these things
me: he goes all-out, instructing his readers to call the crazy people, finding out everything he can about them
me: etc.
me: the funny thing is
me: he was briefly popular years ago and linked to by a lot of other con bloggers
me: but then he started pulling this
Caleb: So, in fact, it has hurt his credibility?
me: not with his readers
me: they're all like "Yeah Jeff you're in the right here let's talk about it more!"
Caleb: Right, but on the whole, the conservablogospherazoid has largely distanced itself?
me: yeah
Caleb: Oh.
Caleb: Well, that's okay.
Caleb: I guess.
Caleb: I was kinda hoping he'd still be a rising star.
Caleb: So, how does he take the fall but Pam Geller gets profiled in the _New York Times_?
me: that's a good question
me: particularly after yesterday's post
Caleb: That's a good answer.
me: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/37397_Pamela_Geller_Calls_for_Auxiliary_Law_Enforcement_Against_Muslims
Caleb: Particularly after you're a faggot.
Caleb: Uhm.
Caleb: Uh.
me: yep
Caleb: Uhm.
me: Seems she should probably be called on that by more people
Caleb: No.
Caleb: Forget about that for a second.
Caleb: The music video for "Bad" was directed by Martin Scorsese.
me: um
me: well
me: still though
Caleb: Give me a second here.
me: back to Geller
Caleb: No.
Caleb: I have to watch this video again.
me: fine
me: then watch Geller's girlfriend's favorite video
Caleb: Seems like he carried over a lot of the same ideas into "Gangs of New York."
me: the fagginess?
Caleb: And the various lighting techniques.
me: OH
Caleb: This man, about sixty, speaking with a heavy Turkish accent, with face stubble, began to repeatedly make body motions with his hands across his face and chest in a mockery of the act of a Christian blessing oneself.
Caleb: Didn't I see that in a Chick tract?
me: actually, no, this more blatant that a Chick Tract
me: he would just say "I CAN KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!
me: IT IS NOT WISE TO ASK SUCH QUESTIONS
me: WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY ABOUT GAYS? I CAN HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR THAT
Caleb: Well, hopefully.
Caleb: Just as soon as we can get that whole gay auxiliary law enforcement thing off the ground.
me: seriously, though
me: did you read that whole post?
me: about Geller's correspondent?
Caleb: Yes.
Caleb: I'm watching "Jud Suss" as we speak.
Caleb: Also, the proper English rendering is "The Jew Suess."
me: Thanks, I'll write that down
me: someplace prominent
Caleb: THANKS, GUY, I'LL WRITE THAT PLACE SOME DOWN PROMINENTZ
Caleb: Faggot.