Caleb: So what's new, bro? me: oh, you know me: watching mah stories me: gettin over to the hospital on account of my hip Caleb: You sound like an old lady. me: plus I'm still volunteering at First Baptist Caleb: Now you _definitely_ sound like an old lady. me: Cindy had the baby me: CINDY HAD THE BABY me: NOW I DON'T SEE HER SO MUCH NO MORE me: ON ACCOUNT OF THE BABY Caleb: ...I told you that boy was no good for her? me: OH WELL YOU KNOW I THINK THINGS ALWAYS WORK OUT ETC JESUS ETC me: huh. Christians. make me sick me: old people me: Christians me: I'm an atheist me: and a nihilist Caleb: Nothing is Nothing Caleb: So I read every single X-Men comic up through 1991. Caleb: Including every New Mutant and X-Factor issue. Caleb: Pretty cool, huh? me: did Quicksilver ever resolve his issues? me: or, you know... me: DO YOU WANT TO BUY ANY QUICKSILVER AND SCARLETT WITCH COMICS?! me: BECAUSE I WOULD SELL THEM TO YOU Caleb: That reminds me of that one guy that we ran into at the comic convention. me: oh, yeah... me: http://www.redstate.com/uhangtight/2010/10/16/god-is-god/ me: read this Caleb: Also, I used to think this Liefeld illustration was some Photoshopped exaggeration, but it's not; Caleb: : Caleb: http://worldofwardcrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/liefeld-cap.jpg me: jesus christ me: I mean Caleb: Yeah. Caleb: It really, really pisses me off. Caleb: Makes me wanna go out and punch fences in some north Dallas neighborhood. me: what's that a reference to? Caleb: That time that Whitney was pissed about something or other. me: ou’re kidding me right? You have no clue. You have no clue who My God is! You have not a clue! You can revile me; and, yeah, I don’t have to turn the other cheek. BUT, I want to, Joy, that’s the difference. I don’t have to do anything, I have my free will; and, I have chosen to turn the other cheek. me: ah yes, stolen bike that wasn't stolen Caleb: Sounds about right. me: People have lied before the Holy Spirit and ceased to exist. That is the God I serve. Oh, and, He created this Country for His Purpose. To be an evangelical tool to the World. I have prayed this prayer as instructed for over 20 years. ‘Cause, yes, Ms. Behar, we are a CHRISTIAN Nation. End of Discussion. We were here first; and, we claimed this Land for the Living God. You can’t rob God of what is rightfully His. You cannot rob me and mine of the Blessings of this Land. Caleb: I already read your 'god is god' nonsense. me: also me: if you're not keeping tabs on redstate right now me: then you're missing out me: this is a golden age of internet tough guy bannings me: against long-established members Caleb: Hey, what's the deal with that Protein Wisdom wackiness? me: oh, man me: forgot about that me: he gets into these conflicts with crazy people me: that he escalates me: whereas someone with more self-awareness would ignore these things me: he goes all-out, instructing his readers to call the crazy people, finding out everything he can about them me: etc. me: the funny thing is me: he was briefly popular years ago and linked to by a lot of other con bloggers me: but then he started pulling this Caleb: So, in fact, it has hurt his credibility? me: not with his readers me: they're all like "Yeah Jeff you're in the right here let's talk about it more!" Caleb: Right, but on the whole, the conservablogospherazoid has largely distanced itself? me: yeah Caleb: Oh. Caleb: Well, that's okay. Caleb: I guess. Caleb: I was kinda hoping he'd still be a rising star. Caleb: So, how does he take the fall but Pam Geller gets profiled in the _New York Times_? me: that's a good question me: particularly after yesterday's post Caleb: That's a good answer. me: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/37397_Pamela_Geller_Calls_for_Auxiliary_Law_Enforcement_Against_Muslims Caleb: Particularly after you're a faggot. Caleb: Uhm. Caleb: Uh. me: yep Caleb: Uhm. me: Seems she should probably be called on that by more people Caleb: No. Caleb: Forget about that for a second. Caleb: The music video for "Bad" was directed by Martin Scorsese. me: um me: well me: still though Caleb: Give me a second here. me: back to Geller Caleb: No. Caleb: I have to watch this video again. me: fine me: then watch Geller's girlfriend's favorite video Caleb: Seems like he carried over a lot of the same ideas into "Gangs of New York." me: the fagginess? Caleb: And the various lighting techniques. me: OH Caleb: This man, about sixty, speaking with a heavy Turkish accent, with face stubble, began to repeatedly make body motions with his hands across his face and chest in a mockery of the act of a Christian blessing oneself. Caleb: Didn't I see that in a Chick tract? me: actually, no, this more blatant that a Chick Tract me: he would just say "I CAN KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT! me: IT IS NOT WISE TO ASK SUCH QUESTIONS me: WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY ABOUT GAYS? I CAN HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR THAT Caleb: Well, hopefully. Caleb: Just as soon as we can get that whole gay auxiliary law enforcement thing off the ground. me: seriously, though me: did you read that whole post? me: about Geller's correspondent? Caleb: Yes. Caleb: I'm watching "Jud Suss" as we speak. Caleb: Also, the proper English rendering is "The Jew Suess." me: Thanks, I'll write that down me: someplace prominent Caleb: THANKS, GUY, I'LL WRITE THAT PLACE SOME DOWN PROMINENTZ Caleb: Faggot.