Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

2:51 PM Caleb: Wicked pissa, right?
  Pa'k the ca'!.
 me: Queer name, right? The book was actually pretty good.
 Caleb: Pa'k the ca'!
2:52 PM me: HAWTHORNE
 Caleb: How's your faggot Virginia election going?
  Have you won yet?
 me: yes
2:53 PM the incumbent just resigned
  and endorsed the atheist
 Caleb: I'll be go-to-hell.
  Really?!
  You finally won, bro.
  You finally won.
  Wicked pissa.
2:54 PM me: http://www.northjersey.com/news/100710_Fox_5_reporter_Charles_Leaf_held_in_aggravated_sexual_assault.html
  looks like he won't be able to cover his precious election day, eh?
2:55 PM it certainly looks like that
2:56 PM Caleb: Mayhaps.
  It seems that for some reason a station in Mobile, Alabama employed him for a spell.
  And had to fire him.
2:58 PM Can't believe a graduate from Syracuse wouldn't be a natural fit in Mobile, Alabama.
 me: I CAN
3:00 PM Caleb: At any rate, I think we'd better let the process play itself out before we cast any judgments in this case.
3:01 PM Good lookin' kid like that....
 me: SEMPER FI
3:02 PM Caleb: Chinaman.
  Aryan warrior.
  Etc.
3:05 PM Your boyfriend's in a new movie.
  http://www.avclub.com/articles/william-s-burroughs-a-man-within,46063/