Recently, the Guardians website ran a piece entitled This is a news website article about a scientific paper, which began thusly:
In this paragraph I will state the main claim that the research makes, making appropriate use of "scare quotes" to ensure that it's clear that I have no opinion about this research whatsoever.
In this paragraph I will briefly (because no paragraph should be more than one line) state which existing scientific ideas this new research "challenges".
If the research is about a potential cure, or a solution to a problem, this paragraph will describe how it will raise hopes for a group of sufferers or victims.
This paragraph elaborates on the claim, adding weasel-words like "the scientists say" to shift responsibility for establishing the likely truth or accuracy of the research findings on to absolutely anybody else but me, the journalist...
The piece continues in the same vein. Of course, it was intended as satire directed at the formulaic and largely counterproductive manner in which science journalism is too often conducted. Unfortunately, it was satire of the dead-on sort that will resonate with anyone familiar with the ubiquitous flaws in the process by which scientific findings are presented to the public in the modern age.
This is not to say that the modern age should take the blame for this problem, as it does for so many others. Ask not why the old days were better, for that is a foolish question, as the Bible tells us in an uncharacteristic fit of wisdom. Popular Science released the entirety of its archives earlier this year, and a quick perusal thereof will confirm that the science journalism of the late 19th century was often worse than that of our own age. One article from 1887 concerns itself with alleged differences in brain weight by nationality, which the author and researchers conclude is a result of varying climates; an even more dubious article appearing a few years later proclaims that the myth of the Wandering Jew is based in a neuropathic compulsion by which Jews are collectively possessed by an irresistible inclination to travel.
In neither of these cases is journalism itself really at fault; as best as can be determined, the authors provided an accurate and well-composed representation of the wacky subject matter in question, which itself would not have raised too many eyebrows among the average scientist of the time. Comparing that age with our own, it would be difficult to argue that science has not progressed tremendously in terms of both the quantity of the data accumulated and the protocols by which that accumulation is now carried out. If we make a similar comparison between the journalism of the late 19th century and that of the early 21st, though, we find that the progress is decidedly mixed.
Clearly it is not the science that constitutes the limiting factor in the quality of science journalism, but rather the journalism. If one examines a copy of Time from the 60s and compares it to the most recent edition, the first thing one will notice is a steep decline in thickness; upon flipping through the pages of each, one will notice that the earlier specimen is not only thicker, but includes far more words per page than does its descendant; and upon actually reading the articles on science, one will have trouble making any comparison at all because the latest Time does not have any articles on science, although it does have an article on Burger Kings new Pizza Burger which begins with the sentence, I just ate a pizza out of hamburgers.
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Barrett Brown
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