From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

9:01 AM Joshua: speedboat!!!
  i mean, i got a new job
  lolololololol
 me: oh snap
  jajajajajaja
9:02 AM in NYC?
 Joshua: yeah - midtown
 me: ZOMG I'VE BEEN THERE
  jajajajajajaja
 Joshua: lololol like the movies lololol
 me: lololol I love movies jajajaj
  you know who else I like is that Leon Sayer
 Joshua: he made so many darn mistakes
  lololol
 me: jajajajajajaaja
9:03 AM Joshua: 40% pay increase and no commute
  lololol
9:04 AM me: lololol
  you should celebrate
  by playing Dwarf Fortress
 Joshua: i will be all weekend
  lolololol
  DF2
  !!!
  DF2000BC
  !!!
 me: THAT'S WHEN THERE BE DINOSAURS AND DIAMOND MINES!
9:05 AM Joshua: and blacks and ninjas ruled the world
  lolololol
 me: oh yeah! the convenience store of the future...
 Joshua: remember when we watched that?
9:06 AM me: oh yeah! the convenience store of the future...
  oh yeah! the convenience store of the future...
  jajajajajajaj