| Subject: Chat with BushwickBK.com |
| From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com> |
6:18 PM me: I pretended to still be a junkie and now the state of Texas, which is also trying to arrest me for warrants, is giving me free opiates for 30 days so that I can get off of the opiates I haven't been on in months
BushwickBK.com: what warrants
me: probation violation from years back
dwi
BushwickBK.com: ah
me: point is that I have pulled the greatest con job ever
6:19 PM against the state of Texas
with which I have long been in a secret war
BushwickBK.com: who's winning
me: me, insomuch as that I've got a cover story in the next D Magazine
6:20 PM for which I was paid $1,500
and in which I embarrass the city's most prominent conservative pundit by having gotten him to accidentally denounce Reagan
BushwickBK.com: haw
me: and I got an e-mail from the fugitive task force the other day asking me to turn myself in
so I hit the spam button
6:21 PM oh, you know Marty Peretz
?
douchebag publisher of The New Republic?
Giant Zionist warmonger?
6:22 PM anyway, Vanity Fair won't let me write a piece on him because his daughter writes for them
BushwickBK.com: yes
the fuck?
me: and she writes like shit, too
BushwickBK.com: he's a public figure, he is fair game
me: not as bad as her father, though
yeah, but not at Vanity Fair, which is an amoral playhouse for Graydon Carter
BushwickBK.com: mmm, rawthah
6:23 PM me: they wouldn't run a piece on Richard Cohen because he's he's a friend of "the magazine"
BushwickBK.com: do they all talk like bill buckley there?
me: which means Graydon Carter
I don't know, never stepped foot in the office
used to have a lot of Brits, was famous for that, now seems to be mostly stylish gay men
6:24 PM oh, also
let me know if you'd like to sit in or participate in our weekly Project PM meeting via gchat at 7:30 your time
if so, we can just invite you in and you can monitor the proceedings or participate or read it later or ignore it or whatever
BushwickBK.com: tonight?
6:25 PM me: yep, we do them every Wednesday
BushwickBK.com: ah
won't e abel to pay much attention today but yeah, invite me
6:26 PM me: will do