Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/street-fighter-contenders.php?page=8
Joshua: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/dungeons-and-dragons/street-fighter-contenders.php?page=3
me: Levin holds disdain for the mainstream media and the politicians who pander to them. He often likes to refer to them in a derogatory and humorous way. It is Levin's style that distinguishes himself from other radio personalities.
New York Times = New York Slimes, Washington Post = Washington Compost, Associated Press = Associated Depressed, Huffington Post = Huffington Puffington Compost
ABC News = ABC Snooze, CBS News = CBS Snooze, MSNBC = MSLSD

me: Face the Nation = Deface the Nation
Meet the Press = Meet the Depressed
Morning Joe = Morning Schmo
Countdown, with Keith Olbermann = Countdown to No Ratings, with Keith Overbite
Hardball with Chris Matthews = Screwball on Screwball
Bill O'Reilly = The Non-Factor
Rachel Maddow = Rachel Madcow
Glenn Beck = The Backbencher with Tourettes
Tom Brokaw = Tom Broke-jaw
Tim Russert = Mr. Potatohead
Cris Collinsworth = Cris Collinsworthless

me: Kathleen Sebelius = Kathleen Silly-us
me: Kathleen Sebelius = Kathleen Silly-us
me: Kathleen Sebelius = Kathleen Silly-us
Joshua: she's a beautiful woman!!
Joshua: !!!
me: oh absolutely