itsemibutler: hey me: yo itsemibutler: i just got your message on okc today me: good, I thought you were an assassin me: but you're a girl itsemibutler: girls can be assassins me: fuck itsemibutler: but I'm harmless mostly me: that's good me: so, how's it going, girl assassin? itsemibutler: well itsemibutler: i just got home me: me too itsemibutler: i need to get ready for tomorrow itsemibutler: and sleep itsemibutler: i work so early me: what do you do? itsemibutler: i work at Starbucks itsemibutler: nothing interesting me: and medical school? itsemibutler: ..... me: assassin school? itsemibutler: yes itsemibutler: spy school me: minoring in industrial sabotage? me: it's good to have a back-up itsemibutler: well itsemibutler: it's kinda a secret me: I understand completely me: but enough about you me: I was just jamming out to Boy George me: The Crying Game, you see me: I think he's kind of neatr me: the reason I thought you might be an assassin me: is that your IM came up without a name me: It just shows ":" me: it was very disconcerting itsemibutler: really ? me: yeah, probably a bug on my end itsemibutler: odd me: I've been harassed by a lot of Russians lately me: thought you might be one me: but you're clearly not itsemibutler: no itsemibutler: I'm just playing Scrabble me: good, Russians don't do that itsemibutler: what kinda phone do you have me: are you playing scrabble online? me: A blackberry itsemibutler: no itsemibutler: wordfued itsemibutler: Droid Scrabble with a friend me: Android? me: open source phone thingy? me: Or am I totally confused? itsemibutler: no you're right me: THANK GOD me: I have some wacky hacker friends, they're very into those things itsemibutler: i am kinda over these phones itsemibutler: it's annoying to always have going off me: No you're not me: it's just begun me: this is the phone age me: IT WILL NEVER END me: let'd start over itsemibutler: no I'm convinced I'm gonna throw it out me: Hi, I'm Barrett! me: that's some good androiding me: why do you have an android, by the way? itsemibutler: because i have T-Mobile me: very well me: so what do you pursue aside from the Starbucks gig? itsemibutler: my contract is with them itsemibutler: lots of things me: industrial espionage, gotcha me: what would be the main thing, though? itsemibutler: well i just moved back here itsemibutler: from travel Eli itsemibutler: traveling around me: what would you like to do? itsemibutler: get paid to write stories that may or may not be true itsemibutler: and never speak to my family again itsemibutler: lol me: those are both important goals me: I'm 1 for 2 itsemibutler: brb itsemibutler: k me: so is your family nuts too, then? me: mine is something out of a bad southern novel itsemibutler: mine is small town texas religious itsemibutler: and I'm going to hell itsemibutler: blah blah blah itsemibutler: hell doesn't exist me: that's pretty standard craziness me: mine aren't Christians, they're just nuts me: in a secular and irritating fashion me: on the other hand, I kind of like them itsemibutler: I'm not sure which is better me: mine are, Christians are ridiculous and low rent me: you are right to dislike them itsemibutler: mine are impossible itsemibutler: hahah low rent me: yeah, I'd suggest you just not talk to them me: my mom is a new age buddhist sort itsemibutler: that's such a gay term i like it me: I had to live in a room with her when we poor me: she made me meditate and write down my dreams me: it was nuts me: she still sends me cookies constantly me: I mean, they're good me: "low rent" isn't so much a gay term as an obscure one me: but I can see gay guys using it itsemibutler: i have tons of gay friends me: I used to me: in NYC me: now I'm in Dallas for several months me: the gays down here suc me: k itsemibutler: i'm sure they're fine. itsemibutler: mine are just impossible. itsemibutler: i don't blame them for feeling about me the way they do. i am completely opposite of them, and very stubborn abouti t. itsemibutler: about it * me: "just impossible" is kind of a gay phrase itsemibutler: the first time i heard 'low rent' was coming from a gay man's mouth me: you win this round itsemibutler: i win most of the time if it comes to talking itsemibutler: well itsemibutler: i guess saying that to you is somewhat useless me: are you interested in history at all? itsemibutler: to be honest with you itsemibutler: i've never had a history class outside of texas history because of numerous reasons itsemibutler: but yes i am itsemibutler: i'm kinda stoked about it for spring when i go back to school me: what are you going to school for? itsemibutler: literature probably