Subject: Chat with itsemibutler@gmail.com
From: "itsemibutler@gmail.com" <itsemibutler@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

itsemibutler: hey
me: yo
itsemibutler: i just got your message on okc today
me: good, I thought you were an assassin
me: but you're a girl
itsemibutler: girls can be assassins
me: fuck
itsemibutler: but I'm harmless mostly
me: that's good
me: so, how's it going, girl assassin?
itsemibutler: well
itsemibutler: i just got home
me: me too
itsemibutler: i need to get ready for tomorrow
itsemibutler: and sleep
itsemibutler: i work so early
me: what do you do?
itsemibutler: i work at Starbucks
itsemibutler: nothing interesting
me: and medical school?
itsemibutler: .....
me: assassin school?
itsemibutler: yes
itsemibutler: spy school
me: minoring in industrial sabotage?
me: it's good to have a back-up
itsemibutler: well
itsemibutler: it's kinda a secret
me: I understand completely
me: but enough about you
me: I was just jamming out to Boy George
me: The Crying Game, you see
me: I think he's kind of neatr
me: the reason I thought you might be an assassin
me: is that your IM came up without a name
me: It just shows ":"
me: it was very disconcerting
itsemibutler: really ?
me: yeah, probably a bug on my end
itsemibutler: odd
me: I've been harassed by a lot of Russians lately
me: thought you might be one
me: but you're clearly not
itsemibutler: no
itsemibutler: I'm just playing Scrabble
me: good, Russians don't do that
itsemibutler: what kinda phone do you have
me: are you playing scrabble online?
me: A blackberry
itsemibutler: no
itsemibutler: wordfued
itsemibutler: Droid Scrabble with a friend
me: Android?
me: open source phone thingy?
me: Or am I totally confused?
itsemibutler: no you're right
me: THANK GOD
me: I have some wacky hacker friends, they're very into those things
itsemibutler: i am kinda over these phones
itsemibutler: it's annoying to always have going off
me: No you're not
me: it's just begun
me: this is the phone age
me: IT WILL NEVER END
me: let'd start over
itsemibutler: no I'm convinced I'm gonna throw it out
me: Hi, I'm Barrett!
me: that's some good androiding
me: why do you have an android, by the way?
itsemibutler: because i have T-Mobile
me: very well
me: so what do you pursue aside from the Starbucks gig?
itsemibutler: my contract is with them
itsemibutler: lots of things
me: industrial espionage, gotcha
me: what would be the main thing, though?
itsemibutler: well i just moved back here
itsemibutler: from travel Eli
itsemibutler: traveling around
me: what would you like to do?
itsemibutler: get paid to write stories that may or may not be true
itsemibutler: and never speak to my family again
itsemibutler: lol
me: those are both important goals
me: I'm 1 for 2
itsemibutler: brb
itsemibutler: k
me: so is your family nuts too, then?
me: mine is something out of a bad southern novel
itsemibutler: mine is small town texas religious
itsemibutler: and I'm going to hell
itsemibutler: blah blah blah
itsemibutler: hell doesn't exist
me: that's pretty standard craziness
me: mine aren't Christians, they're just nuts
me: in a secular and irritating fashion
me: on the other hand, I kind of like them
itsemibutler: I'm not sure which is better
me: mine are, Christians are ridiculous and low rent
me: you are right to dislike them
itsemibutler: mine are impossible
itsemibutler: hahah low rent
me: yeah, I'd suggest you just not talk to them
me: my mom is a new age buddhist sort
itsemibutler: that's such a gay term i like it
me: I had to live in a room with her when we poor
me: she made me meditate and write down my dreams
me: it was nuts
me: she still sends me cookies constantly
me: I mean, they're good
me: "low rent" isn't so much a gay term as an obscure one
me: but I can see gay guys using it
itsemibutler: i have tons of gay friends
me: I used to
me: in NYC
me: now I'm in Dallas for several months
me: the gays down here suc
me: k
itsemibutler: i'm sure they're fine.
itsemibutler: mine are just impossible.
itsemibutler: i don't blame them for feeling about me the way they do. i am completely opposite of them, and very stubborn abouti t.
itsemibutler: about it *
me: "just impossible" is kind of a gay phrase
itsemibutler: the first time i heard 'low rent' was coming from a gay man's mouth
me: you win this round
itsemibutler: i win most of the time if it comes to talking
itsemibutler: well
itsemibutler: i guess saying that to you is somewhat useless
me: are you interested in history at all?
itsemibutler: to be honest with you
itsemibutler: i've never had a history class outside of texas history because of numerous reasons
itsemibutler: but yes i am
itsemibutler: i'm kinda stoked about it for spring when i go back to school
me: what are you going to school for?
itsemibutler: literature probably