me: A priest and an Imam are at a park. Priest says, "Hey, lets go blow those little kids" Imam says, "Into how many pieces?" BushwickBK.com: A priest and a rabbi are at a park BushwickBK.com: priest says "hey let's go screw that kid" me: screw them out of what? BushwickBK.com: rabbi says -- haha me: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the child? Hey kid, would you like to buy some candy? BushwickBK.com: yah, good shit me: Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Law of conservation of momentum. BushwickBK.com: lol BushwickBK.com: still funny all these years later me: Why can't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman. BushwickBK.com: this must be part of your important research for Project PM me: yes, trying to figure out best way to discredit myself so someone less likely to discredit himself can take over BushwickBK.com: that's good planning me: My favorite sexual position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car. BushwickBK.com: you knwo the last thing dodi fayed said to his driver me: no BushwickBK.com: "Hey, you wanna go out with me and Di tonight?" me: OH SNAP me: Q: What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? A: You can't take a joke. BushwickBK.com: hahaa me: Q: What was the last pizza order to the WTC? A: Two large plains. BushwickBK.com: ehhh me: Two homeless men are standing around bragging about their day. The First hobo says "Today i found $20, and was able to buy a nice hot meal. It was my luckiest day ever!". to which the second hobo replies: "oh yeah, my day was way better! I was at the train yard, and found a woman tied to the train tracks. After I untied her, we fucked all day" "Did you get a blow job?" "Naw, I couldn’t find her head" BushwickBK.com: haha me: Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safeword. BushwickBK.com: hah