Morrissey: "'Twas ever thus." me: wow Caleb: I'm drinking Vermont beer right now. Caleb: Twas ever thus. me: Weather's only thing Jews don't control. me: Yep. me: tornado warning down here, dude me: tornado alert, dude me: time to interrupt Simpsons Caleb: TORNADY!!! me: because he IS the extreme Caleb: Rick Sanchez is talking about your tornady on the CNN's. me: I'm going to do a Bible-burning me: where I burn the Bible me: by insulting it and causing it to lose face Caleb: Fly-over country is finally getting some attention.l me: oh, you've gone Portland already? me: city-slicker Caleb: I've gone Portland. Caleb: Twas ever thus. Caleb: This place is fucking awesome by the ways. Caleb: And Rick Sanchez is a fucking faggot by the ways. me: NO me: NO me: NO me: NO