Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: qpoieflkdjflxmvslamfpqwoejlkadsfjpoisadfj;qwlejodisjl/ksadf
me: HAWTHORNE
me: BREAKING: ENJOYABLE AND SAFE HOLIDAY
Caleb: This singular lake was one of a plural many that was crowded including these things and other things and types of people.
me: I just started a sentence
me: better put a comma after the proper noun
me: LAKE BELTON,
me: there we go
Caleb: How's Texas, faggot?
Caleb: Enjoying any good Texas faggot beers?
Caleb: What's that?
Caleb: No?
Caleb: No, you're _not_ enjoying any good Texas faggot beers?
Caleb: Because how can anyone derive any enjoyment from Texas faggot beers once they've enjoyed the handcrafted splendor that is Maine's Shipyard Export?
Caleb: You raise a good point, sir.
me: yeah, there's a good queer
Caleb: You mean 'beer.'
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wge6CkIs0JI&feature=related