Catalina: i was hallucinating about you of course! me: OH HOW SWEET Catalina: i dont remember actually but ambien makes me hallucinate me: how odd Catalina: no, it has that effect on some people me: YOU have that effect on some people! me: I need ideas for skits Catalina: haha, i wish me: think up something with potential and I'll give you co-writer credit and half the money Catalina: ok: how about thse 2 friends live in the city me: SOLD Catalina: and they love heroin Catalina: and they hate people me: Sid and Nancy? Catalina: ? me: Kurt and Courtney? Catalina: yes but more attractive me: I guess we are Catalina: and then youll have the funny puerto rican drug dealer Catalina: hell come in like Kramer on seinfeld me: I'd rather just have the puerto rican drug dealer back Catalina: itll be like Will and Grace/ Seinfeld/ Sid and Nancy me: actually he was from Ecuador Catalina: whatever, same thing me: I know me: then there are the Mexicans me: don't get me started on them Catalina: oh god! i know right? Catalina: dont forget the negros me: oh, right, the negros me: the ones that hit you and pretend to make my babies Catalina: I was referring to Melvin Catalina: but yes Catalina: those too Catalina: the name of the girl on the show is Uffie me: Uffalina Catalina: she also happens to be a rapper Catalina: thats her full name Catalina: We have to have a character named Mark so people can say Oh hai mark! me: Uffalina del Rio de la Zapata me: things work better in Spanish Catalina: arent you glad you asked me for help on this? me: YES Catalina: you really should have just made a reality show when you lived in brooklyn me: yeah I could have called out Check Out All of the Felonies For Which I Will Now Be Arrested Because There is Proof me: "Here I am shooting heroin into this girl's arm." me: "Oops, she's passed out." Catalina: hilarious title!!!! me: "I'll just pour some tonic water on her face." Catalina: id watch me: "Hey, the other girl got mad and left." me: "That was unexpected." me: "Here comes my wacky black roommate who's violating his parole just by living with me." Catalina: if it had been filmed we would have been forced to have a cat fight me: You would have gotten your ass kicked Catalina: but i was passed out so i guess shed win Catalina: yeah Catalina: i would have gotten my weave yanked off me: lol Catalina: are you still in touch with melvin? me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPKKbmWMZ8 me: yeah me: he's in jail Catalina: i saw that Catalina: hilarious Catalina: stupid bitch me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ray_1ROtYdI