Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: yo
me: yo yo
Catalina: did you ever see antoine dodsons video?
me: no, who's that?
Catalina: his sister was almost raped, then someone made a song about it with his interview on autotune
me: yes
me: I saw both
me: autotune worked well
Catalina: i hadnt untile recently
Catalina: yes its funny
Catalina: i like him
me: and hide your husbands, cause they rapin everybody out here
me: http://www.youtube.com/user/HoneydewWilkins#p/search/20/9IFG9yV2fd8
Catalina: they sure are
Catalina: makes me worried
Catalina: for you
Catalina: you gonna be oki
Catalina: ?
me: ready?
me: I'm always ready
me: for you
me: lover boy
me: I want your body
Catalina: ready what?
Catalina: i didnt say ready
Catalina: anyway it was just brought to my attention recently
me: leave your stupid comments in your pocket
me: watch that link I just sent you
Catalina: ok
Catalina: twisted steel and sex appeal?
me: YOU are twisted steel and sex appeal
Catalina: i wish. I have a fucked up looking belly button after my surgery. thats not sexy
me: OH NOES NOT YOUR BELLY BUTTON
Catalina: so what about leaving your stupid comments in your pocket? he didnt say anything about that
me: that's from The Room, silly
Catalina: oh right
Catalina: no wonder it sounded so familiar
me: I LIKE TO QUOTE THE ROOM
Catalina: me too
Catalina: i dont have anything to say myself so i quote movies and songs
me: hey, me too
me: let's be soulmates
Catalina: ok
Catalina: do me doggie, rape me in the oarking lot?
Catalina: parking
me: yes
Catalina: and... I already ordered a pizza!
me: but wouldn't you rather make out leaning against a warehouse while a fat drug dealer cries and argues with his Mexican girlfriend?
Catalina: that was nice I must say
me: who was way out of his league, as I recall?
me: also she cheated on him lol
Catalina: those were the romantic days at the beginning of our romance
me: yes, opiates and the first blush of love
Catalina: and dont forget the alcohol
me: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
me: also don't forget fucking Brunhilda in the next room
Catalina: sorry! but i wouldnt have to tell you if you didnt always forget!!!!!
Catalina: You mean science girlfriend?
me: yes
Catalina: haha
Catalina: good times
Catalina: i do miss you
me: I miss you and only you
Catalina: when are you coming back?
me: soon
me: I'll have a lot of money
me: relative to what I usually have, anyway
Catalina: we can be junkies for a living?
me: yep
Catalina: when i grow up I want to be a junkie
me: I did
me: then I got fired
me: but imma make a comeback
Catalina: i know you can do it
Catalina: im gonna go buy some vodka or something
Catalina: brb
me: ok