Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: I made million from the fu-kyu chopstick. I famous international businessman and Jehovas Witness.

What you do? Swap sister for smuggled cigarette in Pristina? Stupid gypsy roundeye! You worst people in Europe, and that fucking saying something!

Joshua: very clever barrtee
Joshua: yer my best friend!
me: that was an actual YouTube comment
Joshua: lololololllololollllol