Caleb: Hey, faggot. me: OH HAI Caleb: Hey, dude. Caleb: Looks like I'll be coming to Dallas tomorrow. me: oh for serious? Caleb: For serious. Caleb: I hope you don't mind if I crizzity-crizash at your place, fool. me: not at all yo! Caleb: Shit. Caleb: What are you doing tonight, bro? Caleb: What are your evening plans for this particular night, bro? Caleb: Well? me: oh, just chilling yo Caleb: Shit. Caleb: It's still early yet. Caleb: If I left Tyler now, I'd be there before ten o'clock. Caleb: Shit. me: do it fool me: get me some pills too Caleb: Fuck you. me: at any rate, there's another sweet bar over here me: better than the loon me: that we can jaunt off to Caleb: You mean to say it's better than that one shitty shit bar we went to last time? me: yes! Caleb: Sold! Caleb: I'm on my way! me: Word! Caleb: Of course, this means I won't be in Tyler tonight... me: oh shit Caleb: C'est la vie! Caleb: Packin' up the Town Car as we speak! me: word, I'll see you in, hour and half? Caleb: Thereabouts. me: word Caleb: word Caleb: word Caleb: wrod Caleb: word Caleb: werod Caleb: word Caleb: word Caleb: that's what i say Caleb: i say word Caleb: word Caleb: Faggot. me: ma nigga