Caleb: http://www.avclub.com/articles/gary-kurtz-outlines-original-darker-ewokless-endin,44162/ me: American civil war just started me: US was allied with Mexico and United States of Central America me: both of which have occupied sections of CSA me: and could potentially win those territories upon peace agreement me: Mobile Alabama, for instance me: is occupied by Central Americans me: this is the greatest day of my life Caleb: http://www.avclub.com/articles/gary-kurtz-outlines-original-darker-ewokless-endin,44162/ me: wow, I didn't realize I could hate him any more Caleb: I really like the original ending. Caleb: I'm gonna just use that one from now on. me: dude, but that screws up the novels me: that take place after Jedi me: the novels me: Atlanta is now held by United States of Central America Caleb: You mean like my slash fiction about Chewie and Threepio's forbidden love? me: sort of Caleb: Good thing I didn't play up my hatred for pine trees during my interview. Caleb: I just found out that Maine is apparently The Pine Tree State. me: you gotta learn these things me: you gotta remember the Maine me: Russia invaded China, which was allied with Japan me: and Russia is getting its ass kicked and all of its eastern territories are occupied by China me: looks like they'll overthrow their Czar 70 years early Caleb: This is a glorious day for the toilers of the field and factory. Caleb: In the 1936 Presidential election, Franklin D. Roosevelt received the electoral votes of every state other than Maine and Vermont. me: not Rogue Island as well? Caleb: Come off it, Brown. Caleb: The British intent was to carve off the eastern half of Maine as the new British province of "New Ireland".[ me: um me: really? Caleb: So sez Wikipedia. me: did they plan on filling it with Irish? me: and then starving them? Caleb: I think they just wanted to name it in honor of the Irish. Caleb: In appreciation for all of their hard work and sacrifices. Caleb: Not eating and what not. me: how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? me: none Caleb: Hey. me: also me: shut up Caleb: My cousin is Irish. me: also me: Ethiopia just had its government overthrow by anarcho-liberal rebels me: it is now a bourgious dictatorship me: of the ayn rand sort Caleb: Just like in real life. me: that's pretty kooky me: it's like Atlantis me: Galt's Gulch me: also Brazil is allied with Netherlands me: and thus at war with Prussia Caleb: Boy, there's a couple of heavyweights! me: if Brazil takes a Prussian province I'll jack off on the screen Caleb: Pics or it didn't happen. me: 4CHAN MEME me: nevermind, China's getting iced by Russia Caleb: Dude. Caleb: Sux. me: the important thing is that the Mexican war was avoided me: and will never occur me: since Mexico and U.S. are allies me: so the U.S. will remain a third-rate world power me: and Mexican Texas is attracting huge amounts of immigrants from war-torn Italy and German states Caleb: Mamma mia!