| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
3:08 PM Caleb: So how was the gay bar?
3:09 PM Were there a lot of gays?
me: nah
3:10 PM Caleb: I mean, as far as bars in Dallas go.
3:11 PM me: still no, then
Caleb: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4jiqYcUoOk&feature=player_embedded
3:14 PM me: saw that
totally not gay
Caleb: But he has kids.
3:15 PM me: OH
Caleb: I've seen the pictures.
http://gawker.com/5604849/is-dan-quayles-son-pretending-to-have-kids
3:18 PM me: lol
fag
or, contrarily, pedophile
3:19 PM why is that one girl giving him a two-handed hand job?
oh shit
I forgot about Standing Firm
Dan Quayle's book
Caleb: Gay.
3:20 PM me: STANDING FIRM
go look at the cover
3:21 PM Caleb: There aren't any bookstores in Shamrock.
me: amazon
I mean
go to one of your public libraries
3:23 PM Caleb: Don't you have a sweater like that?
3:30 PM me: the bomber boys
3:31 PM Caleb: Say what?
3:33 PM me: http://thinkprogress.org/2010/08/11/bush-on-bomber-boys/
4:15 PM Caleb: So, when Iran gets the bomb, do they drop it on Jerusalem?
Or Tel Aviv?
me: let me check my Left Behind novels
LOL
LOL
LOL
Caleb: Does this result in the wiping of Israel off the map?
4:16 PM me: no
4:17 PM Caleb: Then it completes the destruction of the entire Jewish race, as per Jeff Goldberg's asizement of Iran's motivations.
?
me: I suppose
except for the rest of them
4:21 PM Caleb: "You don’t want a messianic apocalyptic cult controlling atomic bombs,” he said.
Netanyahu.
4:22 PM me: yeah
that'd be a shame
BUT WE'VE ALREADY HAD THAT!!!!
4:23 PM Caleb: France?
4:25 PM Was it
Was it France?
Was it France, Barrett?
4:29 PM me: NO
4:45 PM Caleb: A few years after Harry Truman granted recognition to the reborn state of Israel in 1948, he declared, “I am Cyrus.”
me: jesus
so to speak
Caleb: "You don’t want a messianic apocalyptic cult controlling atomic bombs,” he said.
A few years after Harry Truman granted recognition to the reborn state of Israel in 1948, he declared, “I am Cyrus.”
me: lol
4:46 PM Caleb: "You don’t want a messianic apocalyptic cult controlling atomic bombs,” he said.
A few years after Harry Truman granted recognition to the reborn state of Israel in 1948, he declared, “I am Cyrus.”
"You don’t want a messianic apocalyptic cult controlling atomic bombs,” he said.
A few years after Harry Truman granted recognition to the reborn state of Israel in 1948, he declared, “I am Cyrus.”
me: wellell
Truman only controlled those bombs for a little while
then he used them
Caleb: Man.
4:47 PM me: no, the battlefield is over there, I can smell it
4:48 PM At the Battle of New Orleans, Gen. Jackson formed an integrated fighting force that proved the strength of diversity.
4:51 PM also, Mark Davis attacked Obama for referring to something that had passed as "historic"
probably the healthcare bill
what a crazy president we have
4:52 PM The rabbi went on to assert: "God put you in your mother's womb so you would be the instrument to bring about Israel's rebirth after two thousand years." We are told by a witness that, "On hearing these words, Truman rose from his chair and, with great emotion, tears glistening in his eyes, he turned to the Chief Rabbi and asked him if his actions for the sake of the Jewish people were indeed to be interpreted thus and the hand of the Almighty was in the matter."