Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

11:29 AM Caleb: Neal had an ill-fated affair in the 1950s with Gary Cooper, who starred with her in "The Fountainhead," and suffered a nervous breakdown after the relationship ended.
 me: was just reading about Roald Dahlf
  who married Neal later
  then she had a stroke
11:31 AM Caleb: Just like Dominique Francon.
11:32 AM me: also their kids kept dying and being thrown into buildings
  just like
  man, someone should write a sequel to the Fountainhead
11:34 AM Caleb: Being thrown into buildings?
11:37 AM me: taxi hit baby in carriage
  MALEVOLENT UNIVERSE PREMISE
11:39 AM Caleb: Oh, Barrett, that's terrible!
 me: I'm such a bitch

54 minutes
12:34 PM me: SHATTERED