Caleb: What is it, my friend? Caleb: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_Rum_Riot me: reminds me of the Tyler Rum Riot me: when they rioted to make alcohol regulated Caleb: Heady days. Caleb: What faggot question was you gonna axe me? Caleb: Faggot. me: oh, right me: let's say I want to use stuff from a YouTube video me: like those Friedman clips me: I want to get them on my hard drive or what have you me: in order to do stuff with them me: how would I go about that? Caleb: Skillz. Caleb: Old family recipe. me: oic Caleb: There are a number of add-ons for Firefox. Caleb: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/13990/ Caleb: That's the first one that comes up on the appropriate search. Caleb: I can't speak to its efficacy. me: I shall look into it Caleb: It sorta depends on what software you're gonna use to edit it. me: right me: and you got an recommendations for windows on that front? me: as this mac appears to be from 1999 me: imagine my netbook will be best option me: just for fucking around, making mock-ups, mostly Caleb: No. Caleb: You'll actually have to pay money for editing software. me: bullshit me: you think this is 1996? Caleb: Go Ubuntu if you want. me: whaaaaaaa Caleb: There's apparently a Linux analogue for every other mainstream suite out there. Caleb: But it more than likely is terrible. me: I'll just see what's available for windows free and work to those limitations me: http://mediamatters.org/blog/201008050030 Caleb: You owe me 60 bucks, faggot. me: YOU'RE NOT SEEING THE BIG PICTURE Caleb: My man found a skag score. Caleb: And you know who's found himself on the outside? me: good, now we can end Operation Tyler Undercover Cops me: Posing as Media People Caleb: I just want my life back. me: One of Which Situates Himself as a Producer for Several Months me: HAWTHORNE Caleb: One of Whom, faggot. me: WAS HAWTHORNE WHAT SAID IT Caleb: Listen, faggot. Caleb: You've cut yourself off from the skaggity skag that I'm all gonna fag-skag. Caleb: Unless you pay me back-skag. me: well, as long as I can get some heroin me: fine me: I'll pay you when you come down Caleb: No promises. Caleb: No promises. me: ditto lol Caleb: No. Caleb: Promises. Caleb: Check your promises! me: MALEVOLENT UNIVERSE PREMISE Caleb: 88% White. me: how now? Caleb: Portland, baby. me: REALLY IT'S NOT MAJORITY HISPANIC? Caleb: Your sarcasm is duly noted. Caleb: So, in addition to your little Firefox add-on deal, you'll probably also need a video conversion program. me: I'M SOOOOO BLAD me: damnit me: go on Caleb: Which'll cost money. Caleb: Because the add-on will probably rip things as an .flv Caleb: And whatever negro-fied negro editing software you'll never be able to find for free won't dig .flv's. Caleb: Nor .mp4's. me: well, in that case me: I'll just do a script me: oh, also me: I'm at my dad's office today me: some guy comes in to meet with my dad me: someone they know through Pentacostalism, it turns out me: although I didn't know this me: finds out I'm a writer Caleb: AND THEY TOTALLY MADE OUT?!! me: no, silly me: and he's all like OH I WANT TO SEE YOUR BOOKS WHAT ARE THEY ABOUT me: and I'm like first one's about evolution me: and he's like me: OH GOOD I WANT TO READ THAT YOU KNOW EVOLUTION IS FALSE BECAUSE TWO ANGELS CURED MY CANCER TWO YEARS AGO Caleb: Shut me: two angels, mind you Caleb: Up. Caleb: Did you then make out with him? me: I did that beforehand me: as soon he came inside me: came inside me Caleb: He bears the mark of an Apostle! Caleb: And no now by rights you share his blessing! me: that's what he told me, yeah me: actually me: your sarcastic take on what pentacostals believe me: doesn't trump this guy's actual assertion Caleb: How's your faggot apartment? me: pretty neat me: what with me paying about 600 to live in the middle of a large city me: rather than above a black lady's garage me: you know your neighbors are from New Jersey? me: the people with whom you share a backyard? Caleb: They moved out, faggot. Caleb: Welcome to Today. me: oops! Caleb: As much as it hurts me to tell you, dickhead. Caleb: Francis and Kim have moved on. me: noooooooooooooooooooooo me: where's padma? me: or whatever me: padima Caleb: You're an faggot.