Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: What is it, my friend?
Caleb: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portland_Rum_Riot
me: reminds me of the Tyler Rum Riot
me: when they rioted to make alcohol regulated
Caleb: Heady days.
Caleb: What faggot question was you gonna axe me?
Caleb: Faggot.
me: oh, right
me: let's say I want to use stuff from a YouTube video
me: like those Friedman clips
me: I want to get them on my hard drive or what have you
me: in order to do stuff with them
me: how would I go about that?
Caleb: Skillz.
Caleb: Old family recipe.
me: oic
Caleb: There are a number of add-ons for Firefox.
Caleb: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/13990/
Caleb: That's the first one that comes up on the appropriate search.
Caleb: I can't speak to its efficacy.
me: I shall look into it
Caleb: It sorta depends on what software you're gonna use to edit it.
me: right
me: and you got an recommendations for windows on that front?
me: as this mac appears to be from 1999
me: imagine my netbook will be best option
me: just for fucking around, making mock-ups, mostly
Caleb: No.
Caleb: You'll actually have to pay money for editing software.
me: bullshit
me: you think this is 1996?
Caleb: Go Ubuntu if you want.
me: whaaaaaaa
Caleb: There's apparently a Linux analogue for every other mainstream suite out there.
Caleb: But it more than likely is terrible.
me: I'll just see what's available for windows free and work to those limitations
me: http://mediamatters.org/blog/201008050030
Caleb: You owe me 60 bucks, faggot.
me: YOU'RE NOT SEEING THE BIG PICTURE
Caleb: My man found a skag score.
Caleb: And you know who's found himself on the outside?
me: good, now we can end Operation Tyler Undercover Cops
me: Posing as Media People
Caleb: I just want my life back.
me: One of Which Situates Himself as a Producer for Several Months
me: HAWTHORNE
Caleb: One of Whom, faggot.
me: WAS HAWTHORNE WHAT SAID IT
Caleb: Listen, faggot.
Caleb: You've cut yourself off from the skaggity skag that I'm all gonna fag-skag.
Caleb: Unless you pay me back-skag.
me: well, as long as I can get some heroin
me: fine
me: I'll pay you when you come down
Caleb: No promises.
Caleb: No promises.
me: ditto lol
Caleb: No.
Caleb: Promises.
Caleb: Check your promises!
me: MALEVOLENT UNIVERSE PREMISE
Caleb: 88% White.
me: how now?
Caleb: Portland, baby.
me: REALLY IT'S NOT MAJORITY HISPANIC?
Caleb: Your sarcasm is duly noted.
Caleb: So, in addition to your little Firefox add-on deal, you'll probably also need a video conversion program.
me: I'M SOOOOO BLAD
me: damnit
me: go on
Caleb: Which'll cost money.
Caleb: Because the add-on will probably rip things as an .flv
Caleb: And whatever negro-fied negro editing software you'll never be able to find for free won't dig .flv's.
Caleb: Nor .mp4's.
me: well, in that case
me: I'll just do a script
me: oh, also
me: I'm at my dad's office today
me: some guy comes in to meet with my dad
me: someone they know through Pentacostalism, it turns out
me: although I didn't know this
me: finds out I'm a writer
Caleb: AND THEY TOTALLY MADE OUT?!!
me: no, silly
me: and he's all like OH I WANT TO SEE YOUR BOOKS WHAT ARE THEY ABOUT
me: and I'm like first one's about evolution
me: and he's like
me: OH GOOD I WANT TO READ THAT YOU KNOW EVOLUTION IS FALSE BECAUSE TWO ANGELS CURED MY CANCER TWO YEARS AGO
Caleb: Shut
me: two angels, mind you
Caleb: Up.
Caleb: Did you then make out with him?
me: I did that beforehand
me: as soon he came inside
me: came inside me
Caleb: He bears the mark of an Apostle!
Caleb: And no now by rights you share his blessing!
me: that's what he told me, yeah
me: actually
me: your sarcastic take on what pentacostals believe
me: doesn't trump this guy's actual assertion
Caleb: How's your faggot apartment?
me: pretty neat
me: what with me paying about 600 to live in the middle of a large city
me: rather than above a black lady's garage
me: you know your neighbors are from New Jersey?
me: the people with whom you share a backyard?
Caleb: They moved out, faggot.
Caleb: Welcome to Today.
me: oops!
Caleb: As much as it hurts me to tell you, dickhead.
Caleb: Francis and Kim have moved on.
me: noooooooooooooooooooooo
me: where's padma?
me: or whatever
me: padima
Caleb: You're an faggot.