| Subject: Chat with Andrew Stein |
| From: Andrew Stein <steinlink@gmail.com> |
5:01 PM me: sorry
so, Henry Ford
you may be aware that he was an anti-semite
and published a book called The International Jew
or you may be unaware of all of this
anywho
he accused the Jews of ruining baseball
5:02 PM Hence, in spite of the fact that the rowdyism that has afflicted baseball, especially in the East, is all of Jewish origin — the razzing of umpires, hurling of bottles, ceaseless shouting of profane insults;
That is what baseball was coming to. The whole sport was getting down to an "exhibition game" status. The overtone of "money, money, money" grew louder and louder. The sport aspect of the game was beginning to give way to the "show" aspect.
here were numerous signs that an attempt was being made to "star" certain persons, to run "headliners,"
5:18 PM Andrew: whats going on
me: working on web show
with this producer fellow out in LA
5:19 PM Andrew: so, its a show about jewish baseball?
me: of course
nah, Henry Ford thing is for something else
5:20 PM Jewish baseball is a digression
but Jewish boxing, though
Venial sport editors are sometimes induced to write certain laudatory articles along that line, and frequently the name of Benny Leonard is used — Benny Leonard, the light-weight fighter. Benny forms an instructive illustration just along this line. Benny declares that he went into the ring without a scar and that he will leave the ring without a scar. Why?
Because he will let no one hit him. He will go a long way to avoid pain.
The true wrestler risks and often suffers physical pain. So does the true ring fighter. But it is a Jewish characteristic to avoid, if possible, the pain of contest, just as it is a characteristic to avoid unnecessary effort.
5:21 PM apparently this Jew had the nerve to dodge his opponent's blows
in an effort to win boxing matches
5:23 PM Andrew: so, your show is about fictional jewish sports heroes?
me: that guy's not fictional
5:24 PM anyway no
it is pretty much about Jews for the most part, though
insomuch as that the first episode will be about Friedman
and later Krauthammer
and Cohen
and Peretz
5:25 PM and the producer is Jewish
the Hollywood producer
Andrew: oy gevalt
!
me: !
Andrew: you're going to alienate your conservative base
me: no way
I'm going to make it an anti-semitic show
5:26 PM Andrew: with a robot sidekick!
named lasero!
me: called The Conspiracy Among Liberal and Conservative Jews
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
talking pie
Andrew: named lasero!
5:27 PM me: very well
wait, you're only half-Jewish
you don't know how to entertain
Andrew: i know how to half entertain and half frighten
thats good enough, right?
5:28 PM me: and you worked at a BBQ restaurant
Andrew: its true, I bathed nightly in the blood of the swine
me: this bald man has no ideas
anywho
I need to make this show awesome
I need to totally run with the format
no half-measures
Andrew: what is the format exactly?
5:29 PM im still very confused
me: you know, web show
I know, it's vague
basically I go after pundits
Andrew: but about jews
me: just like in real life
but in a web show
Andrew: ok
me: and I'm collecting all of these little clips
Andrew: what is sthe structure of single episode
me: to use as raw material
that's still being decided
working on it now, in fact
what I'm thinking is
5:30 PM going to make it kind of wild and wacky
throw in very short clips
from youtube
like of william f buckley being a chump
two-second burst
Andrew: ok, so its like a editorial show where you are host & narrator?
or where there is basically an opinionated host & narrator?
me: I'm compiling a sort of sound board of Friedman doing goofy stuff with his hands, more quick one-second clips
to make into a single whole
with techno music
yes, basically
I'm host
5:31 PM so it's open
to whatever we want to do
Andrew: ah
me: and we have a studio'
production company
Andrew: when does the first episode get produced?
me: no idea, we're still early on in figuring this out
5:32 PM I'm going to screw around with camera and video software and hammer out some ideas
maybe make some mock-ups
here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp8rk1prArg&feature=related
It’s a wave of anxiety 58 - 1:00
zip lol 3:11
3:47 lol ouch
3:50 spreads arms
this is a youtube video
followed by time marks of when Friedman does something goofy
4:02 WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT'S BEHIND ME
4:15 bird hands
5:05 crazy hands
5:24 fountain
5:45 magic weirdo hands
5:47 magic weirdo claws
6:42 points
6:47 crush
6:57 I dunno wtf
7:01 zipping down a dress
7:36 twirling hands
7:49 wave out
7:59 lower
8:04 the claw
9:59 shakey leveled hand
11:13 in and out
11:34 magic hands 2
12:47 gun
13:34 lol point
5:33 PM I can use these to make a video
5:36 PM Andrew: those are funny
5:37 PM i vote yakkity sax over techno
5:39 PM me: meh
yakkity sax should be saved for things like 9/11 clips
5:40 PM think of the O'Reilly Remix
if you haven't seen that in a while, I suggest you take a look
also
we have over 9000 penises and they're all raping children