Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: ickets to texas are so damn expensive!
me: because it's the best state
Catalina: umm... no!
Catalina: lack of demand
Catalina: or something
me: NO
Catalina: i wonder if it would be cheaper to fly to dallas
Catalina: i doubts it
me: possibly, our airport is more prominent
Catalina: DFW or the other one?
Catalina: shit!
Catalina: 459
me: lol wut
me: don't pay that
Catalina: i wasnt planning on paying over 300
me: where the fuck are you looking?
Catalina: hotwire
Catalina: where should i be looking wise one?
me: priceline?
me: I don't know
me: somewhere else
Catalina: im seeing one for $333
Catalina: total will be 352
Catalina: dammit!!!!!!
me: getting closer
Catalina: i dont even know why im bothering with this
Catalina: i dont have the money for it right now
Catalina: i wont until friday
Catalina: ill look again then
Catalina: its so much cheapers to go to florida
Catalina: want to join me there?
me: Florida?
me: god no
Catalina: why?
me: florida is gay
Catalina: not even for me????
me: fine
me: fag
Catalina: your dear friend whos a brain cripple!!???
me: only miami
me: we can have brunch
Catalina: awesome
Catalina: but itll take me over an hour to pick out the right clothes
me: I've accounted for that
Catalina: good
Catalina: obviously youre no brain cripple
me: hell no I ain't!
Catalina: whatevs
Catalina: ive got something you can kiss
me: I'm supposed to design a web show
me: starring me
Catalina: haha
me: I may have to go get drunk
Catalina: ok do that
me: not now
Catalina: yes now
me: oh
Catalina: lets get drunk and freaky fly
me: I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored
Catalina: well come up and see me since i cant come see you
me: when I go back up there it'll be to stay
Catalina: omg!!!!!!!!
Catalina: my older sister got mad at me and is no longer my facebook friend!
Catalina: she is such a child
me: why'd she get mad at you?
Catalina: bcs i took all those pills
me: oh, right
me: didn't save her any
Catalina: she said i was selfish and hurt the family and am the worst thing that ever happened to her
Catalina: which is a nice way to show your love and support for your brain criippled sister
me: that's how I was going to do it
me: YOU HURT THE FAMILY
me: VIVA LA FAMILIA!
me: MARIA VIRGINIA IS CRYING!
Catalina: virgen maria
me: whatever mexican
Catalina: ay dios mio!!!
me: ay!!!!!!
me: ja ja ja ja ja
Catalina: jesus!!!
Catalina: i just cant believe she did the faceboook thing
me: you should kill yourself over it
Catalina: really?
Catalina: my stomach hurts from all the pills
Catalina: not kidding
Catalina: i think i damaged something
me: is it better than it was?
Catalina: no its worse
Catalina: but it looks better on the outside
me: they didn't check up on that at hospital?
Catalina: very flat these days
Catalina: i honestly dont think they did
Catalina: i had a dream about carl
Catalina: he was a scary looking cyclops
me: I see
Catalina: i woke myself up trying to scream
Catalina: i wonder what it means
me: you should probably get back together!
Catalina: you think so??
Catalina: if you say so i will cause youre smart and im only a brain cripple
me: A DIAMOND IS FOREVER
Catalina: so if he gives me a diamond i should get back with him?
Catalina: my whole family has yelled at him
me: no
me: you should sell it
me: and come down here
Catalina: ok ill ask him for a diamond
Catalina: or....
Catalina: i could just ask him to buy me a ticket to dallas
me: do it
Catalina: but then that means well start this craziness all over again and i need a break