Catalina: yo me: yo yo Catalina: whats new? me: fuckin niggas up me: rap battles Catalina: you rap now? me: in a way me: I'm a lyricist, not an entertainer me: I'm so far from all you cats out there Catalina: ive got something mcs can kiss me: WHAT IS IT?!?! Catalina: its a nice bum cheek Catalina: how was your weekend honey? me: good, went to the pool, worked on stuff Catalina: i want to go to the pool with you me: what'd you do sat night? me: THERE ARE NO POOLS IN NYC Catalina: i want to go to a dallas pool Catalina: i hung out with my gf elianny Catalina: i lost some weight at the sanatorium Catalina: i want to show off my asylum body me: good you were getting fat me: like, triple digits fat Catalina: i know Catalina: it was disgusting Catalina: i am sorry for putting you through that Catalina: it must be awful having a fat friend me: IS OKAY YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL IN A RED DRESS Catalina: oh hai mark!! Catalina: i didnt recognize you Catalina: the point is: Catalina: i want to visit you in dallas me: well, I'll be here Catalina: and when i say i want to visit you in Dallas Catalina: i mean the television program me: it exists me: they are one in the same Catalina: good, cause thats where im going to visit you me: know when you're getting time off yet? Catalina: now Catalina: im planning on coming next week Catalina: i am on disabilty Catalina: i am disabled! me: hooray! Catalina: or as we like to call it "differently abled" me: no, "cripple" will work Catalina: crippled in the brain me: BRAIN CRIPPLE Catalina: you cannot say that!!! me: !!! Catalina: only we can call ourselves that Catalina: unless youre a brain cripple too you cant say it me: give me a week me: just gotta find the key to my ex-boyfriend's drug-filled apartment Catalina: haha Catalina: youre an asshole Catalina: and speaking of assholes me: you're a brain cripple Catalina: that I am Catalina: so like i said Catalina: speaking of assholes me: go on Catalina: any thoughts on what i wrote to you Catalina: my sad tale about a perfectly innocent girl Catalina: who never did anything wrong me: havent' figured out anything specific yet Catalina: too bad!