We are shooting breitbart on monday. Invoice me 200 for the script.
You in ny? I'm here right now.
Robert green Another green world productions 310-804-1812 cell 323-446-7639 fax
On Jul 29, 2010 1:38 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
What ended up happening with this?
On Tue, Jul 27, 2010 at 2:36 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com>wrote:
> The wrecking crew.
>
>
>
> On 7/27/10 11:27 AM, "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Also, which Tom Frank book are you referring to?
>
> On Mon, Jul 26, 2010 at 2:11 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> That’s pretty much the one. I modified it a bit for palatability and we
> are out to our clients. I’ll know more later today. Hoping that this is a
> FoD thing.
>
> What do you think about doing a pundits are shitty web series? Did you see
> what tom frank did for the lobbyist book? I don’t know if the publisher
> gave him a budget but he shot a bunch of stuff in DC where he drove around
> and pointed out lobbyist’s houses and such. It was really really good.
>
>
>
> On 7/26/10 10:49 AM, "barri2009" <barriticus@gmail.com <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:
>
> What'd you think about this draft from yesterday?
>
> Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
>
> *From: * Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com <http://barriticus@gmail.com>
> >
> *Date: *Sun, 25 Jul 2010 11:35:52 -0500
> *To: *Robert Green<robertogreen@gmail.com <http://robertogreen@gmail.com>
> >
>
> *Subject: *Re: Quick question
> How about this, subject to whatever revisions we come up with?
>
> *Context is Crucial
> *
> [black screen]
>
> [appears] The following video depicting Andrew Breitbart with a goat...
>
> [video appears of Breitbart apparently having sex with a goat]
>
> Breitbart: Come on, come on... yeah... come on...
>
> [appears] ... was presented without appropriate context.
>
> [Back to Breitbart and goat, different angle, Breitbart is pushing goat out
> of the way of a bus]
>
> Breitbart: Come on... almost there...
>
> [Bus goes by]
>
> Breitbart: Thank God. I wouldn’t have been able to live with myself in the
> knowledge that, by failure to act, I had allowed harm to come to another
> living thing.
>
> [Breitbart turns to goat]
>
> Breitbart: Anyway, I’ve been thinking for a while about what you’d said...
> about rediscovering ourselves. Maybe... maybe I’m still trying to discover
> myself for the first time. [chuckle] But, look... what I’m trying to ask
> you, is - [pulls out tickets] Do you want to try for Paris again this year?
> [Sly smile spreads]
>
> [Switch to shot of goat’s face; tears trickling from eyes]
>
> [cue Fair Use clip of opening to Madonna’s Like a Prayer]
>
>
> On Sun, Jul 25, 2010 at 10:16 AM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:
>
> Okay, I'll send you something by afternoon.
>
>
> On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 11:26 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> > wrote:
>
> Ok, one more iteration (oh, funny or die may be paying for this now, not
> sure, but again, if they don’t we will be anyway):
>
> What if we tried a breitbart seen from 4 different angles, and the tagline
> is: no matter how you look at it, andrew breitbart fucks goats.
>
> Other one would be to do a version of from one angle, he was fucking a
> goat, but from the other angle he was shoving the goat across the road
> before it got hit by the bus (the jump cut would be ridiculous but that’s
> part of the joke.)
>
> Could you take a crack at the latter?
>
> Fucking RAMTHA, that’s some strong stuff.
>
> Oh, and your RS friend is going into will ferrell’s company to talk about
> his book this week, and they are working with jason george over there.
> Let’s think about how your book turns into a doc with SOME EDGE and maybe
> pitch it there?
>
>
>
> On 7/24/10 4:29 PM, "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> <http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:
>
> Sounds right.
>
>
>
> On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 6:24 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> > wrote:
>
> I think it ends: “Andrew Breitbart: fucked up. Even in context.”
> punches the joke harder. Which still made me snarf.
>
>
>
> On 7/24/10 3:54 PM, "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> <http://barriticus@gmail.com> <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:
>
> Here's a sort of draft:
>
> *Breitbart Fucks a Goat OR DOES HE?!?!
> *
> [black screen]
>
> [appears] The following video depicting Andrew Breitbart apparently having
> sex with a goat...
>
> [video appears of Breitbart apparently having sex with a goat]
>
> Breitbart: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You like that?
>
> [black screen]
>
> [appears] ... was presented without appropriate context.
>
> [Back to Breitbart and goat]
>
> [Pan out reveals Breitbart is strangling the goat on stage next to a
> podium; Accuracy in Media logo appears in background]
>
> Breitbart: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You like that?
>
> [Turns to crowd]
>
> Breitbart: THIS IS WHAT’D I’D DO TO A MUSLIM IF I WERE IN A WAAAAAAR!!!!!!!
> IF I WERE A SOLDIER IN A WAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!! I’D BE A NINJA SOLDIER FIGHTING
> MUSLIMS IN A WAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
>
> [crowd] Whoooo!
>
> [crowd] WOLVERINES!
>
> [crowd] [hick voice] Whooooo, Edmund Burke!
>
> [black screen]
>
> [appears] Breitbart: Still fucked up in context.
>
>
> On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 5:07 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> > wrote:
> Yup, he’s good with whatever.
>
>
>
> On 7/24/10 2:53 PM, "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> <http://barriticus@gmail.com> <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> <http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:
>
> How over-the-top can your actor go? Can he scream and whatnot? Like, could
> he emulate a scream of sexually-charged savagery?
>
> On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 4:23 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> <http://barriticus@gmail.com> <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> <http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:
> Will do.
>
>
>
>
> On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 4:02 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> > wrote:
> That is awesome and terrifying at the same time.
>
> In the interim if you could take a shot at the direct
> breitbart/goatsomethinging that would be great.
>
>
>
> On 7/24/10 1:23 PM, "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> <http://barriticus@gmail.com> <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> <http://barriticus@gmail.com> <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:
>
> If we can find a clip of Gilbert Gottfried at the 2001 Hugh Hefner roast
> making fun of Ice Cube by yelling "I'm gonna follow you white motherfuckers
> home and rape you fucking white bitches," we could splice it over a shot of
> MLK's "I have a Dream Speech" and then go straight into crowd applause. This
> could be the whole bit, or it could follow a minute or so of more subtle
> editing of MLK's own words. The Gottfried clip used to be up on the web but
> I can't find it now.
>
> On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 3:15 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> > wrote:
> http://www.slate.com/id/2261552/pagenum/all/
>
> Says it all.
>
>
>
> On 7/24/10 1:05 PM, "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> <http://barriticus@gmail.com> <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> <http://barriticus@gmail.com> <
> http://barriticus@gmail.com> <http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:
>
> I could write up a quick sample script for you this afternoon if you'd
> like.
>
> Another idea would be to have him showing a bunch of clipped old YouTube
> pieces that have had their meaning entirely changed in various comic manners
> and then having him dismiss all objections? I could go through YouTube and
> rearrange old MLK clips to make him sound racist, etc.
>
> Still, sounds like you're already moving on the goat bit, so let me know if
> you'd like me to give that a shot.
>
> On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 2:51 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <
> http://robertogreen@gmail.com> <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> > wrote:
> Just finishing up Richard Cohen: The Crushining, Part V. it’s really
> good. Obviously it’s going to be a six way tie for last, but it’s still
> possible to maybe squeeze a tiny bit of shale-oil hate extra out for ‘ol
> richard.
>
> So, I’ve got a couple of clients who are into the idea of doing an “Andrew
> Breitbart fucks goats” piece. Imagine basically a bit of andrew on camera
> clearly hammering away at a goat from behind.
>
> But then context! When seen the from the other angle andrew was really
> helping the goat! Maybe unstopping a constipated one or something. The
> whole fucking thing was just edited so you didn’t realize he was doing the
> very opposite! THE IRONY!!!
>
> Then maybe the goat shits all over him. Exeunt.
>
> Basically I want to do this no matter what, but may have some people who
> want to take it and distribute it. It needs to be funnier than I’m capable
> of writing, short (probably 1:30 total at most) and easy to shoot (that I do
> have taken care of, including a guy who does an excellent breitbart).
>
> Any thoughts are appreciated.
>
> Best
>
> Robert Green
> Another Green World Productions
> 310-804-1812 phone
> 323-446-7639 fax
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>
>
>
>
> Robert Green
> Another Green World Productions
> 310-804-1812 phone
> 323-446-7639 fax
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1299657/
> http://linkedin.com/in/robertogreen
> http://twitter.com/robogreen
> skype: monazu1
>
>
>
>
> Robert Green
> Another Green World Productions
> 310-804-1812 phone
> 323-446-7639 fax
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1299657/
> http://linkedin.com/in/robertogreen
> http://twitter.com/robogreen
> skype: monazu1
>
>
>
>
> Robert Green
> Another Green World Productions
> 310-804-1812 phone
> 323-446-7639 fax
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1299657/
> http://linkedin.com/in/robertogreen
> http://twitter.com/robogreen
> skype: monazu1
>
>
>
>
> Robert Green
> Another Green World Productions
> 310-804-1812 phone
> 323-446-7639 fax
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1299657/
> http://linkedin.com/in/robertogreen
> http://twitter.com/robogreen
> skype: monazu1
>
>
>
>
> Robert Green
> Another Green World Productions
> 310-804-1812 phone
> 323-446-7639 fax
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1299657/
> http://linkedin.com/in/robertogreen
> http://twitter.com/robogreen
> skype: monazu1
>
>
>
>
> Robert Green
> Another Green World Productions
> 310-804-1812 phone
> 323-446-7639 fax
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1299657/
> http://linkedin.com/in/robertogreen
> http://twitter.com/robogreen
> skype: monazu1
>
>
>
>
> Robert Green
> Another Green World Productions
> 310-804-1812 phone
> 323-446-7639 fax
> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1299657/
> http://linkedin.com/in/robertogreen
> http://twitter.com/robogreen
> skype: monazu1
>
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