Caleb: Dumb bitch Florida reporter just said of "Inception": Caleb: "It'll keep you on the edge of your seat the entire movie." me: I'm going to steal that line me: After his death, fellow writer Gore Vidal described Capote's demise as "a good career move". Caleb: Gore Vidal, floored by Norman Mailer’s punch, retorting: “Norman Mailer, at a loss for words again!” me: oh, good me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8m9vDRe8fw Caleb: I'll thock you in the god-damned fathe and you'll thtay plathtered! me: did you watch this Mailer bit? me: where he tries to say something clever Caleb: I tried. Caleb: Had to keep the volume low. Caleb: Couldn't hear much. me: watch it again later, it's golden Caleb: Writing a story slugged "JEWISH MEDIA." me: um me: wat Caleb: About Oliver Stone telling a London paper that American media is controlled by jews. me: ah, yes Caleb: But now I can loudly exclaim "God damned Jewish Media" in the newsroom. me: I think you already could Caleb: Idiots questioning my broadcast writing. Caleb: "I'm not sure you used the proper conjugation of this verb here." Caleb: Faggots. me: were they wrong? Caleb: Yes. Caleb: In the context of broadcast writing. Caleb: "Firefighters responding to a housefire in Arp today." Caleb: That's a complete broadcast sentence. Caleb: But Little Miss Turnip Truck from Oklahoma Caleb: State doesn't seem to think so. Caleb: "Smith County firefighters responded to a structure fire outside of the town of Arp at 11:20 a.m. Monday morning after two individuals authorities say are suspects of interest phoned in a report while wearing a white shirt and described as black males between the ages of 13 and 94 years of age." me: 94, eh Caleb: "Westbound in their motor vehicles before officers responded to the call arrived on the scene at 11:23 a.m Monday morning and suspicious devices police report lingo." Caleb: THIS IS HOW I WRITE FOR TV! me: you're like Gore Vidal Caleb: You're like William Buckley. Caleb: That's what you're like. me: We can pursuuuuue that digression if you'd like me: but let's suspend it for a moment!