Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: Eskimo - Informs you that he is Eskimo.
me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Goonies_II
me: Ambassador Konami - A strange yellow man resembling a space alien who tells the player "Rescue all 6 Goonies to help Annie." He only appears in one room in the volcano area of the game.
Caleb: Man, that's classic.
Caleb: Hey, thanks for wasting my time on that!
me: I'm using your time wisely
me: Ambassador Konami
me: A strange yellow man
Caleb: Man, that's kooky.
me: HE'S JAPANESE AND HE'S YELLOW
me: I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING
me: anywho
me: I spent hours trying to make this Breitbart fucking a goat thing funny
me: and he's like that's good
me: but let's do another iteration
me: where it looks like Breitbart is fucking a good
me: goat
me: but an angle change shows that he is actually pushing the goat out of the road so it isn't hit by a bus
me: and then I managed to make that funny, too
me: I said, I know
me: Everybody funny
me: Now you funny too
Caleb: Well, great, man.
Caleb: Great.
me: anyway
me: guess I'll head to the pool
me: get a little sun
me: get a little splashy-splash in
me: maybe take a nap on a lawn chair
Caleb: I'll be at work if you need me.
Caleb: In Tyler.
me: Oh good