| From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
12:24 PM Joshua: this just in - "peter weisman's novel misuses the word anachronism" - that is all
12:25 PM me: I see
I see
Joshua: or at least i think it's a misuse
perhaps i misread it
12:26 PM me: that car's got a dent in it!
Joshua: speed holes
12:27 PM he's talking about meeting a girl in front of a grocery store and then fucking her
12:28 PM and he says "I couldn’t make up a better anachronism."
me: kai, kai!
12:32 PM Joshua: So anyway it was five months later. She called me. I had drunk, drank, drunken, much red wine and was on my second vodka, ice, olive nightcap. I’m far away from what happened out there in that zone of the perimeter. It was like a dance being done by characters in the cosmos, not me. Not who I am, here, now, drinking and thinking and wondering about my plight.
arbitrary quote
12:33 PM i should make a web service that you can form an account on that will occasionally spam your friends with peter weisman quotes
12:59 PM me: actually you should
Wait wut.... Biel'Tan (The Sword Wind) the craftworld that believes that the dawn of a new eldar empire is at hand and all non-eldar should be purged. The very craftworld that goes OUT OF ITS WAY to exterminate undefended settlers down to the last filthy stinking man, woman and child.
1:00 PM Joshua: wow
never came across that one
me: HA HA DIFFERENT SOURCE MATERIAL SILLY
Joshua: lolololol
1:01 PM move back to new york barrett
!!
i'm bored
i need you to break things around my apartment
me: "I'm on my way!"
Joshua: !!!
1:02 PM pick a bar
?!
me: trab pu kcip
1:08 PM Joshua: pascahetti
1:09 PM me: mamato
you make several threatening references to the UN
Joshua: which episode is that
the food critic one
what season - i need to watch that
1:10 PM me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAn_dHMnbs
1:12 PM Joshua: nice
me: like 11?
10?
1:14 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyKmvQesgs
1:15 PM Joshua: oh yeah
1:16 PM me: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gorgeous-george-remix.php
1:17 PM DO YOU HAVE A FAT FETISH
1:18 PM Joshua: memory lane!
1:20 PM john is requesting pics of your new apt
lolololol
me: fag
rub his dongs
with his daddy
Joshua: redickerous
1:21 PM me: George. Hiya Shithead.
Yeah I want to talk about gas bills man, they really screw me over you fat fu-
Is tonight your last show? If not, you're gay.
[toilet flush]
I got a story about a fraud, a bad experience I had at a store. You see, I was payin your mom for sex-
I have this girlfriend... and she hocked a ring I gave her for meth
1:22 PM so, gonna get your gemstone character all set up today?
1:23 PM Joshua: oh yeah
1:24 PM forgot about that
1:30 PM Joshua: gemstone here i come!!!
1:31 PM me: !!!