Re: Quick question
Subject: Re: Quick question
From: Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com>
Date: 7/24/10, 19:16
To: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com>

Re: Quick question “still fucked up in context” overflows with win.


On 7/24/10 3:54 PM, "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Here's a sort of draft:

Breitbart Fucks a Goat OR DOES HE?!?!

[black screen]

[appears] The following video depicting Andrew Breitbart apparently having sex with a goat...

[video appears of Breitbart apparently having sex with a goat]

Breitbart: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You like that?

[black screen]

[appears] ... was presented without appropriate context.

[Back to Breitbart and goat]

[Pan out reveals Breitbart is strangling the goat on stage next to a podium; Accuracy in Media logo appears in background]

Breitbart: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You like that?

[Turns to crowd]

Breitbart: THIS IS WHAT’D I’D DO TO A MUSLIM IF I WERE IN A WAAAAAAR!!!!!!! IF I WERE A SOLDIER IN A WAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!! I’D BE A NINJA SOLDIER FIGHTING MUSLIMS IN A WAAAAARRRRRR!!!!

[crowd] Whoooo!

[crowd] WOLVERINES!

[crowd] [hick voice] Whooooo, Edmund Burke!

[black screen]

[appears] Breitbart: Still fucked up in context.
 

On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 5:07 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com> wrote:
Yup, he’s good with whatever.



On 7/24/10 2:53 PM, "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com <http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:

How over-the-top can your actor go? Can he scream and whatnot? Like, could he emulate a scream of sexually-charged savagery?

On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 4:23 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com <http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:
Will do.


On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 4:02 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> > wrote:
That is awesome and terrifying at the same time.

In the interim if you could take a shot at the direct breitbart/goatsomethinging that would be great.  



On 7/24/10 1:23 PM, "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com <http://barriticus@gmail.com>  <http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:

If we can find a clip of Gilbert Gottfried at the 2001 Hugh Hefner roast making fun of Ice Cube by yelling "I'm gonna follow you white motherfuckers home and rape you fucking white bitches," we could splice it over a shot of MLK's "I have a Dream Speech" and then go straight into crowd applause. This could be the whole bit, or it could follow a minute or so of more subtle editing of MLK's own words. The Gottfried clip used to be up on the web but I can't find it now.

On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 3:15 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com <http://robertogreen@gmail.com>  <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> > wrote:
http://www.slate.com/id/2261552/pagenum/all/

Says it all.



On 7/24/10 1:05 PM, "Barrett Brown" <barriticus@gmail.com <http://barriticus@gmail.com>  <http://barriticus@gmail.com>  <http://barriticus@gmail.com> > wrote:

I could write up a quick sample script for you this afternoon if you'd like.

Another idea would be to have him showing a bunch of clipped old YouTube pieces that have had their meaning entirely changed in various comic manners and then having him dismiss all objections? I could go through YouTube and rearrange old MLK clips to make him sound racist, etc.

Still, sounds like you're already moving on the goat bit, so let me know if you'd like me to give that a shot.

On Sat, Jul 24, 2010 at 2:51 PM, Robert Green <robertogreen@gmail.com <http://robertogreen@gmail.com>  <http://robertogreen@gmail.com>  <http://robertogreen@gmail.com> > wrote:
Just finishing up Richard Cohen:  The Crushining, Part V.  it’s really good.  Obviously it’s going to be a six way tie for last, but it’s still possible to maybe squeeze a tiny bit of shale-oil hate extra out for ‘ol richard.

So, I’ve got a couple of clients who are into the idea of doing an “Andrew Breitbart fucks goats” piece.  Imagine basically a bit of andrew on camera clearly hammering away at a goat from behind.

But then context!  When seen the from the other angle andrew was really helping the goat!  Maybe unstopping a constipated one or something.  The whole fucking thing was just edited so you didn’t realize he was doing the very opposite!  THE IRONY!!!

Then maybe the goat shits all over him.  Exeunt.

Basically I want to do this no matter what, but may have some people who want to take it and distribute it.  It needs to be funnier than I’m capable of writing, short (probably 1:30 total at most) and easy to shoot (that I do have taken care of, including a guy who does an excellent breitbart).   

Any thoughts are appreciated.

Best

Robert Green
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Robert Green
Another Green World Productions
310-804-1812 phone
323-446-7639 fax
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1299657/
http://linkedin.com/in/robertogreen
http://twitter.com/robogreen
skype:  monazu1




Robert Green
Another Green World Productions
310-804-1812 phone
323-446-7639 fax
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1299657/
http://linkedin.com/in/robertogreen
http://twitter.com/robogreen
skype:  monazu1




Robert Green
Another Green World Productions
310-804-1812 phone
323-446-7639 fax
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1299657/
http://linkedin.com/in/robertogreen
http://twitter.com/robogreen
skype:  monazu1




Robert Green
Another Green World Productions
310-804-1812 phone
323-446-7639 fax
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1299657/
http://linkedin.com/in/robertogreen
http://twitter.com/robogreen
skype:  monazu1




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