me: there's an article on Salon me: Cleaning My Father's House After He Died me: I'm supposed to write up a short script me: about Andrew Breitbart Caleb: Cool, man. me: the thing is me: the script is supposed to involve him appearing to be fucking a donkey me: and then it is revealed that with further CONTEXT LOL, he is not fucking the donkey me: and I have to make this funny Caleb: Does the donkey represent the Democratic Party? me: actually, it's a goat Caleb: Which party is that? me: Goat Party me: I mean, the steel trusts me: or Tammany Hall me: or public funding for Catholic schools me: lol me: http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/2009/11/20/breitbart-to-eric-holder-investigate-acorn-or-else/