| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
10:49 PM Caleb: You got something important to tell me?
me: yes
just picked up Dallas Voice
lead paragraph on article
10:51 PM Nathaniel Tumbwe is on trial in Dallas for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The weapon is his penis and his bodily fluids are the bullets because he has AIDS.
10:52 PM Caleb: I'd say they've let themselves go, but I've honestly never read the paper before.
10:53 PM me: every reporter there is clearly someone's twink boyfriend
who lives on his condo couch, smokes some tina, and then goes in and writes copy
10:55 PM Caleb: That's your city, bro.
me: yes
Caleb: So, that's why you called me?
10:56 PM To tell me you picked up a gay paper and read something gay?
me: no, just to see what you were thinkin' about
what'chya thinkin' about?
10:57 PM Caleb: KEYE rejected me.
me: Austin one?
Caleb: Yeah.
me: thought they'd already
Caleb: Nah, she called yesterday.
10:58 PM It's not nearly as depressing, though, as the fact that I have work 13 days straight, starting Thursday.
11:00 PM And tonight's my only night off before then and there's no convenient way to acquire a practical amount of alcohol without risking a DWI.
me: wow
11:01 PM I just bought some fake weed from the gay condom shop
I'm blasted
blasted, man
just blasted
Caleb: K2, bro?
11:04 PM me: nah
the twink recommended greenies