me: okay me: so just got back from gay land me: picked up a copy of the Village Voice me: which is the shittiest gay pub ever me: lead paragraph on this one article: me: "Nathaniel Tumbwe is on trial in Dallas for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The weapon is his penis and his bodily fluids are the bullets because he has AIDS." BushwickBK.com: wow. me: IT'S A METAPHOR BushwickBK.com: omgrly me: I had to go to the goddamn gay town Condom Sense outlet to find synthetic weed me: also Fort Worth is trying to make itself a gay tourist destination me: as part of a resolution stemming from this raid on a local gay bar that made national news me: I don't even know this town anymore BushwickBK.com: what has beome of Texas