| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
6:41 PM me: watch the preview for the film Charlie St. Cloud right fucking now
6:46 PM Caleb: I'm pretty embarrassed I just watched that at work.
me: isn't it wonderful?
I went to fucking Northpark yesterday
to see a movie
I wasn't prepared to go to Northpark
6:47 PM Caleb: Yeah, last time I saw a movie was at Northpark.
I drank a few beers first.
6:53 PM Caleb: So, I had to write a story about Glenn Beck revealing his macular dystrophy this weekend.
6:54 PM Or, rather, today I had to write a story about Glenn Beck revealing this weekend his macular dystrophy.
6:56 PM Sent you the script.
6:57 PM Lady just called the newsroom and said she only saw part of it and made me explain to her the full story.
6:58 PM me: lol
Caleb: Conversation ended with the requisite assurances that Beck is doing the right thing for the country and that she will certainly keep him in her prayers.
me: you should have told her his eyes were damaged by a gay whore whom he refused to pay
DUDE THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE
6:59 PM AND THEN SHE'D BE ALL TAKEN ABACK!
I'm kidding, you did the right thing
also, just made contact with Glenn Greenwald
Caleb: I was thinking about make the CG tag read, "GLENN BECK ADMITS GENETIC DISORDER"
*making
7:00 PM But I didn't.
So, did you make sexual contact with Greenwald?
Heh heh heh.
me: yes
7:01 PM Caleb: Cool, dude.