Subject: Chat with BushwickBK.com
From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

BushwickBK.com: randomly linked your Palin piece in here
BushwickBK.com: http://www.antiwar.com/blog/2010/07/19/ugandas-detached-outrage/
BushwickBK.com: not TOTALLY random, just mostly
BushwickBK.com: for fun
me: good, I've been reading alleged accounts of human-alien conspiracies
me: for inspiration
me: I've gotten a lot of good ideas
me: like developing antigravity devices
me: I'm going to delegate that task to someone else, though
BushwickBK.com: yeah like your greatgrandchildren
me: also we have to make contact with the moon Nazis
me: my genes aren't really geared towards developing actual things
me: like fucking magnets!
me: also I gave up drinking and drugs
BushwickBK.com: DRINKING?
me: to prove to my mom that my jackass nonsense really is just how I naturally act
BushwickBK.com: LOL
me: and I believe I have accomplished that
BushwickBK.com: good show
me: I mean, look at all that nonsense I just wrote to you apropos of nothing
BushwickBK.com: yeah makes me think maybe you should pick uip a beer
me: nah, I'm done
BushwickBK.com: read the last para of this before I go to bed
me: word
BushwickBK.com: I keep laughing each time
me: I bet eating poo poo takes up a lot of your time that could otherwise be used writing about pretty houses you see, eh, homo?
BushwickBK.com: touche
me: fucking uganda
me: I was in Tanzania for a while which is next door
me: one of our guys, an Irish ex-Navy, had nipple rings
me: we go to some little bar/bodega thing
me: and some African starts yelling usinge or whatever the swahili word was for homosexual
me: I told him to shut the fuck up before he got his ass beaten up by several members of the Enlightenment
BushwickBK.com: he was in a bar shirtless?
me: although I didn't use the word "enlightenment" since it doesn't exist in Swahili
me: it was an outside bar thingy
me: like a shanty stand
BushwickBK.com: ah, just like bali I imagine
me: yeah, you know the thing I'm talking about, little wooden stand thingy
BushwickBK.com: yeah
me: anyway
me: keep thinking about what our end goal should be
me: we have to have a core secret elite group with a hidden agenda
me: in order to prove the existence of such things
me: so think about what agenda we have
me: other than despising everyone
BushwickBK.com: hm
BushwickBK.com: I always like money
BushwickBK.com: just throwing that out there
me: that's not even thinking big
me: the money's practically on its wa
me: way
BushwickBK.com: yeah, but I'm satisfied with it
me: Green is reading my manuscript right now
me: anything, I'm thinking promotion of anarcho-technocratic space colonies
me: or forcing the U.S. government to release all female marijuana offenders
BushwickBK.com: haha
me: or setting up a fund to investigate the private lives of more government offficials
BushwickBK.com: this is just random shit
me: all history is absurd, just go with the flow
BushwickBK.com: yeah
BushwickBK.com: ok I gotta go to bed
me: word
BushwickBK.com: nite
me: POO POO!!!!!!