me: hey man me: do you know how to locate someone in a hospital? me: in NYC? Sam: which hospital me: I don't know, that's the problem me: but maybe you know of hospitals in the upper west side? me: I can't find shit on google Sam: i don't think there's any way. you could call 311 and ask if there's a way me: okay, thanks Sam: your best bet is tracking down a relative of the person you're looking for