| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
7:41 PM Caleb: "What amazing moments we have lived tonight! We have seen the remains of the Great Bolivar," Chavez wrote on his Twitter account, @chavezcandanga, after the casket was opened before dawn.
"My God, my God ... my Christ, our Christ ... I confess we have cried, we have sworn. I tell them: this glorious skeleton must be Bolivar because you can feel his presence. My God."
Hugo and Simon.
7:42 PM me: back up a bit
who's Hugo and Simon?
Caleb: Chavez y Bolivar.
Sudamerica.
7:43 PM me: They found Simon Bolivar's skeleton?
Caleb: They dug it up, see.
me: wait, Hugo Chavez?
Caleb: Yep.
me: not much of a Marxist
Caleb: Now, I've been reading a bunch of Silver Age X-Men recently.
7:44 PM But that little Twitter dialogue just takes the cake.
7:45 PM me: http://www.theonion.com/articles/unpublished-twain-autobiography-rails-against-yout,17736/
7:46 PM Caleb: That's satirical.
me: !!!!
7:48 PM Caleb: So, I've finally started thumbing through this Woodrow Wilson biography written by Herbert Hoover.
And, though I know you're already familiar with its existence, let me just repeat once anew:
7:49 PM A Woodrow Wilson biography written by Herbert ghostbustin' ass Hoover.
7:50 PM me: yeah, I really should have read that
Caleb: I haven't read a book filled with so many uses of the personal pronoun "I" since... Anthem...?
No, that will never do.
me: no, no, silly
7:51 PM Caleb: Wasn't until the last page, I concede.
me: Gore Vidal's second autobiography?
Caleb: Zing!!!
7:52 PM At least he used it in a charming, faggoty kind of charming faggot way.
Hoover's just all "I was in charge of the Food Administration!"
"And then I met with the President!!!"
"And then I went back to Europe!!"
Where I was in charge of the Food Administration!"
7:53 PM "The Germans were mad!"
"I mean, 'I thought the Germans I were I mad!!"
me: MAD THE GERMANS WERE
IN CHARGE OF THE FOOD ADMINISTRATION I WAS!
7:54 PM THIS LIGHT SABER YOUR LIFE IT IS!
Caleb: Hey, it's like that movie you love.
You know.
Your favorite faggot movie.
7:55 PM That fucking Samuel Jackson picture.
7:56 PM me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mixl3DFVnKE&feature=related
Caleb: Dude.
Seen it.
I live in Tyler.
7:57 PM I work at KETK.
(more like KKKETKKK!!!)
me: KING GEORGE II!!!!!
8:07 PM Caleb: Good luck trying to find a clean version of Ann Richards' "Poor George" line on YouTube.
me: I don't watch anything unless Cenk Uygur introduces it
8:10 PM Caleb: WHO IS CENK YUGER?