| Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins |
| From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
10:43 AM me: just bought me a chrome glaes target shield
AND
a glaes chrome dagger
got this etched mithril shield with your name on it
seriously, I can get it engraved with the word "Toshi"
10:44 AM or "Barrett and Josh = BFF"
10:47 AM You swing a chrome glaes dagger at a sea nymph!
AS: +141 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +33 = +189
... and hit for 35 points of damage!
Well aimed shot, punctures calf!
The sea nymph is stunned!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>kill n
You swing a chrome glaes dagger at a sea nymph!
AS: +141 vs DS: -10 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +61 = +237
... and hit for 51 points of damage!
Strike pierces calf!
A sea nymph screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg.
The sea nymph screams one last time and dies.
Joshua: why not "Barrett and Toshi = BFF" - might consider then
10:48 AM you sure do like killing sea nymphs
me: I just do that to try out new equipment
cause they're nearby
usually I make love to them
also
bout to send you something funny
10:49 AM Joshua: via email
10:50 AM me: yes, yes
10:51 AM Joshua: wow
incredible
did you say anything to piss her off or is she just coked up and crazy
?
me: she's crazy
Joshua: seems to be
10:52 AM me: check out the one where she e-mails Mirna
and accuses her of being a junkie lol
It's entitled
"You're boyfriend Barett"
10:56 AM Joshua: another triumph!
me: "Why?"
also got this orange ora dagger for you
just sayin'
10:57 AM it's like playing D&D except you can actually play it instead of wanting to play it
and there are hundreds of people playing with you
plus, although you let me stay on your floor for a month
and for several months several years ago
and drove me around
10:58 AM and gave me hundreds of dollars in cigarettes
this ora dagger is worth 15,000 silvers
so we'd be even, see
Joshua: what a bargain
me: now watch this
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
10:59 AM R>peer e
You peer east and see ...
[Melgorehn's Valley, Grasslands]
The grass is a bit shorter here as you move on through the valley. Strange paths have been trampled through it, and in some areas large chunks have been uprooted. You also see a lesser burrow orc.
Obvious paths: east, west, northwest
Joshua: is she just pissed at you bc you had sex with her and then left the state and so she claimed to be pregnant for attention
or something
i say go northwest
me: H>sneak e
[Melgorehn's Valley, Grasslands]
The grass is a bit shorter here as you move on through the valley. Strange paths have been trampled through it, and in some areas large chunks have been uprooted. You also see a lesser burrow orc.
Obvious paths: east, west, northwest
Roundtime: 5 sec.
HR>
A lesser burrow orc searches around nervously.
A lesser burrow orc sniffs the air and then whirls around looking for something.
HR>ambush orc head
You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a chrome glaes dagger at a lesser burrow orc!
AS: +126 vs DS: +44 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +93 = +197
... and hit for 54 points of damage!
Strike pierces temple and kills foe instantly!
The lights in a lesser burrow orc's eyes dim and finally go out.
Roundtime: 4 sec.
R>"lol
You say, "Lol."
11:00 AM Joshua: excellent work
me: see, I hide
then I sneak
then I jump out and strike at someone's face with my little dagger
Joshua: just like real life
me: then I cut them up like a Puerto Rican on.... no drugs. A sober Puerto Rican
11:01 AM Joshua: you know your missing ashwini's birthday bash
jealous
?
me: yes
You swing a chrome glaes dagger at a lesser orc!
AS: +126 vs DS: +50 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +48 = +146
... and hit for 18 points of damage!
Strike pierces thigh!
The lesser orc is knocked to the ground!
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>kill or
You swing a chrome glaes dagger at a lesser orc!
AS: +126 vs DS: +20 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +33 = +161
... and hit for 22 points of damage!
Slash to the lesser orc's chest!
That heart's not broken, it's only scratched.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
R>"WUTANG WORLDWIDE
You say, "WUTANG WORLDWIDE."
>kill orc
You swing a chrome glaes dagger at a lesser orc!
AS: +126 vs DS: +19 with AvD: +22 + d100 roll: +64 = +193
... and hit for 29 points of damage!
Nice puncture to the abdomen, just missed vital organs!
A lesser orc screams one last time and dies.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
11:03 AM Joshua: very entertaining
!!
me: oh my god
11:04 AM Joshua: go on...
me: You search the lesser orc.
He had a short sword, some full leather, a wooden shield.
He didn't carry any silver.
Interesting, he carried a stained gak wool surcoat on him.
He had nothing else of value.
A lesser orc curls in on himself and decomposes.
A STAINED GAK WOOL SURCOAT
this changes everything
11:05 AM You drape a stained gak wool surcoat from your shoulders.
Joshua: now we can play dress up!
me: You exclaim, "Wow that's amazing!"
11:06 AM Joshua: zip zap
11:07 AM me: zip zap lazers
11:10 AM Joshua: john and i watched some benny hill last night - it's mostly crap, but a few of the skits are high concept to a certain extent
me: that sounds about right
Joshua: wish i could find the one i'm thinking of
me: used to watch it on comedy central in 95
11:11 AM if you play as a sorcerer or ranger we could be a power couple
a gay power couple
11:13 AM Joshua: !!!!