| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
10:15 PM Caleb: http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/07/the-last-word-on-faggot.html
10:16 PM Get a clear head and realize this guy isn't funny.
me: no, fuck you
Caleb: He's Bill Hicks with production values.
10:17 PM me: that's really a little much
Caleb: Watch the fucking clip, faggot.
me: no
start a gemstone character
10:18 PM Caleb: I already did.
me: oh yeah?
what's his name?
or her name?
10:19 PM Caleb: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/JudithSails
10:20 PM I look like a sphinx.
10:21 PM me: wait, what?
Caleb: Burn, bitch.
10:22 PM Realize my awesome power.
me: I don't understand
wait a goddamn minute
10:23 PM oh, you son of a bitch
10:25 PM Caleb: I brought you to the brink of destruction.
me: I just reset the password
10:26 PM Caleb: What password?
Now I am the one who doesn't understand.
me: did you not change my password to OkCupid?
I too am confused
10:27 PM Caleb: Oh.
I am sorry for that.
For that, I apologize.
10:28 PM me: what'd you do, exactly?
10:29 PM Caleb: It amuses me to keep you in suspense.
10:30 PM Wiggle, worm.
Wiggle.
10:32 PM me: "hey, what's the deal with that provocative message you just sent me? are you still in nyc?"
Caleb: The plot thickens....
WIGGLE!!
10:33 PM me: the plot doesn't thicken at all
that explains everything
Caleb: Well, I had my fun.
The point is that Louis C.K. sucks.
10:34 PM me: if you were smart, you would have sent my phone number to several fat girls
that thing I'm going to do when I set up an OKCupid account in your name
10:35 PM Caleb: Oh no, not in my mouth!
me: I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE BRIAR PATCH!
10:36 PM better yet, we need to make fake profiles
of girls
and fuck with Stein
10:37 PM Caleb: Hm.
Maybe you're right, Milhouse....
10:38 PM me: Fun IS fun.
10:40 PM Caleb: You sure he's not happily married yet?
10:41 PM me: I haven't checked in a few days
if you make a gemstone character I'll give you 20,000 silver
and an ora dagger
Caleb: No
Fucking
Way.
An ora fucking dagger?
10:44 PM me: did you see me on Russia Today?
10:45 PM Caleb: Did I not deign to facebook-comment on it, faggot?
me: oh, right
10:46 PM Caleb: "Oh."
"Right."
10:58 PM Caleb: Listen.
Don't talk to me any further.
I'm watching Die Hard.
me: oh shit sorry