Subject: Chat with BushwickBK.com |
From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com> |
11:14 AM me: I don't suppose I could convince you to play a text-based online game
BushwickBK.com: unlikely
me: fag
BushwickBK.com: hey do you know a Jeff Marsh?
me: nope, but Chuck Marsh is my uncle
11:15 AM BushwickBK.com: somebody wrote BBK and clearly hates you
also called you a junkie
me: oh, yes
BushwickBK.com: so, I don't know
me: that would be Nema Ra
Ray
BushwickBK.com: oh is that the chick you lived with
me: the crazy bitch who claimed she was pregnant with my baby
no
only fucked her twice
BushwickBK.com: ohhhh
11:16 AM no baby barrett then?
me: afraid not
she claims to have taken the morning after pill
two weeks after I left New York
BushwickBK.com: lol
me: now she's e-mailing my lawyer
who is Lebanese
and this Nema is Jewish
11:18 AM and writes to her about how they're both women of color
and thus my Lebanese lawyer should turn against me
and also not tell me about it
BushwickBK.com: lol
this is great
me: I'll forward you the e-mails
11:22 AM BushwickBK.com: http://www.antiwar.com/blog/2010/07/14/somalia-spin-could-make-you-dizzy/
I think I was channeling you here
me: oh, you shot up first?
11:23 AM BushwickBK.com: haha
nah I was just in a mood yesterday
wrot this in like 15 mins
me: apparently so
11:25 AM yes, that is very Barrett-esque
insulting, sarcastic, etc
11:57 AM me: did Nema send you that as an e-mail or leave it as a comment?
11:59 AM BushwickBK.com: email
me: ah-so
BushwickBK.com: sent
12:00 PM me: A SCRUB?!?!??!?!
GATHER YOUR ARMIES
12:01 PM BushwickBK.com: haha
me: you saw that, right?
BushwickBK.com: what
me: the Gather Your Armies ad
from that one Republican contender
month back
BushwickBK.com: oh nah
12:02 PM me: jesus christ, go look that up on YouTube right fucking now
12:03 PM BushwickBK.com: oh man that's great
12:04 PM me: yes.
yes it is.