From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

9:27 AM me: 2000 B.C.?!?!?!?!?
9:28 AM Joshua: let me see... what's in the news?
9:29 AM me: I AM
  I mean
  you should play gemstone
 Joshua: perhaps
 me: if you do I'll give you stuff
  I'm loaded
 Joshua: like what?
 me: I figured out this scam
 Joshua: go on
9:30 AM me: lots of money and pretty clothes
  every evening there's this raid on this troll camp near the main city
  to keep them from spreading
  so
  dfsf?
  lots of money and pretty clothes
every evening there's this raid on this troll camp near the main city
to keep them from spreading
so
 Joshua: dfsf??
 me: 2000 dfsf?!?!?!?!
  I go with this big group
  and it's a text mmorpg
9:31 AM Joshua: i know how you like big groups... hehehe
 me: so when a whole bunch of stuff is happening
 Joshua: zip zap
 me: HE HE YES
  the text is scrolling down the page at a thousand miles an hour or 2000 b.c. miles
  that's when I start grabbing things
  as no one can see me do it
9:32 AM Joshua: as the other people are killing stuff
  ?
 me: yeah
  so the average take when the loot is later divided by those in charge
  is perhaps 10,000 silver
 Joshua: so, you go with the group and loot the camp while they do all the fighting
 me: I made 120,000 silver
  yes
 Joshua: that's almost 2000 bc silver
9:33 AM me: it's close
9:34 AM Joshua: so, how's your new apt in dallas - or as its sometimes called "sun city"
 me: GASP!
  SACRED BOND
  pretty sweet I got a pool
  you know the 2000 b.c. video?
  it's a lot like that
9:35 AM Joshua: hot black women dancing around in front of poorly animated cg dinosaurs - and of course ninjas
  ?!?!?!
9:36 AM me: yes
  you never saw the show Dallas?
 Joshua: does the who guest on it
  i only watch shows that the who guests on
 me: no
9:37 AM plus RZA sometimes
9:39 AM !!!
 Joshua: youre right
  i still have some vacation time - don't know what to do with it
9:42 AM me: you could be some sort of magic user
9:43 AM and summon demons
 Joshua: that'll always be the dream
 me: or perhaps engage in a little bit of TELEPATHY?!?!?
  or perhaps be a paladin?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  in 2000 b.c.?!?!?!?!
 Joshua: telepathic paladin
9:44 AM me: yes, yes
  https://www.play.net/gs4/info/npg/create.asp#professions
9:46 AM Joshua: i don't know if my boss would be ok with my playing gemstone at work
  or maybe he would want to play too
  not sure
9:47 AM me: you should ask him
  great thing is
  after you get a bunch of exp points
  you get filled up
  and have to rest for a while
  that's when you work
 Joshua: i c
  that's a decent selling point
 me: or, in my case, unlock boxes
9:48 AM as I'm a rogue
  I can also steal from people
  annd then hide
9:49 AM ha
  I just killed a sea nymph and she had a plain chrysoberyl pin
  now I shall wear it
9:50 AM and be the prettiest girl at the ball!
  in 2000 b.c.!
 Joshua: sounds fantastic
9:51 AM me: OH ABSOLUTELY YOU KNOW WHO ELSE I LIKE IS THAT LEON SAYER
 Joshua: he made so many darn mistakes - we were just laughin' at him