Catalina: i love all the leather bound books in the background Catalina: makes you look so smart me: and rich Catalina: yes Catalina: you look like you smell life Catalina: nice Catalina: that woman said life Catalina: so i typed life me: HA PWNED me: we're now engaging in various black ops me: got me some hackers me: also got invited to D.C. me: how's your face? Catalina: my lip is better, no longer looks like i was sucking on a pen and got ink on my mouth Catalina: my eye is still bruised but better Catalina: i took pictures of my fac yesterday Catalina: face Catalina: just in case Catalina: anyway i cant get them on my computer because my phones broken and i cant use internet or bluetooth me: I bet you look adorable all beat up! Catalina: its evidence, in case things get worse Catalina: but i doubt it because im done with him me: evidence of your adorability! Catalina: evidence of his adorability Catalina: thats the wrong word Catalina: anyway im trying to send you one of the pics so you can email it to me if you can Catalina: you look 16 on tv Catalina: where were you? me: mom's husband's house Catalina: your mom must be so proud! me: she always is me: the part at the end me: is where I troll the Kremlin me: by bringing up the Ryazan incident Catalina: yes? me: which they kill journalists for bringing up in Russia me: but which they can't do anything about in this case me: Kremlin partially owns this station Catalina: is that why they cut you off? me: yes me: but I'd already said enough so that the Muscovites watching can find more info me: like my article on the subject me: which the producer didn't know about me: also me: my book me: which they promoted at the beginning me: contains 3,000 words on the subject me: but they don't know that, either me: thus it is that I have played a prank on the Kremlin me: BUT TWAS ALL IN GOOD FUN Catalina: dont get killed please Catalina: everything is all in good fun Catalina: until somebody gets hurt Catalina: or killed! Catalina: did you get my picture? me: they've never killed an American journalist me: nope Catalina: well i texted it to you me: oh, my phone is off me: one sec Catalina: ok email it if you can Catalina: i wish i had taken a pic right after it happened me: I don't see it Catalina: my mouth looked disfigured, it was ugly!!! Catalina: i dont want to be ugly!!@!!! Catalina: there is nothing worse than being ugly Catalina: or fat me: wait, got it me: poor thing me: poor little ghost girl Catalina: dont pity me Catalina: i can defend myself Catalina: kind of me: oh, right, we wrestled me: I don't remember any of it though Catalina: yeah, i took advantage of you Catalina: so are you having a baby or not? me: nope me: she says she took the morning pill me: more than two weeks after the morning after me: I think she was lying me: she''s clearly nuts Catalina: well then i hope you learned your lesson Catalina: mr! me: and sent me a message through fucking Christopher Koularis Catalina: haha! me: asking me when I'd pay for this alleged pill and doctor's visit me: which I'd be happy to do weeks ago if she had actually kept me in the loop Catalina: does she have receipts? me: and not called me a white devil me: etc. me: I doubt it Catalina: the morning after pill is NOT expensive Catalina: so do not pay anything!! me: I told her I would pay but she'd have to go through my lawyer me: Mirna Catalina: haha Catalina: good me: then Chris sent a message, "Funny, she said she wanted you to pay through her lawyer So-and-so jewstein" Catalina: hey maybe i can sue carl me: who probably doesn't exist Catalina: haha me: so I sent back, "Have him contact my lawyer then" me: no word since then me: anyway, she also deleted her facebook account me: which she created apparently for the purpose of contacting me me: months back me: God knows what the fuck was going through her head Catalina: i got kicked offline for a sec me: it's a nice butt cheek and it goes like this me: mwa