| Subject: drinking |
| From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> |
| Date: 7/8/10, 11:43 |
| To: Robert Brown <rbrownbarachel@yahoo.com> |
A nun is standing outside a bar, chastising everyone who walks in - "The Lord commands us to yield not unto temptation!" and "A wise man avoids that which dulls the senses!" - things like that.
One man walks up to her. "Sister," he asks, "have you ever actually tried an alcoholic beverage?"
"Well, no" she replied.
"So how can you speak ill of it when you have never tried it?"
"That's a good point. Perhaps you could get me something to try?"
"Of course. What would you like?"
"What would a lady drink?"
"A manhattan?"
"Okay - if you could bring me a manhattan, but have them put it in a paper cup so that nobody knows I am partaking?"
The man walks into the bar and orders a manhattan in a paper cup. The bartender looks at him and says "Is that fucking nun out there again?"